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Welcome Hiarthbeorn to the Black Tower!

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Friends, companions, and muck-rakers all!  Lend me your ears, and your hearts, and your mouths, and your gluttonous bellies.

If I keep all my body parts, do I still get a piece of cake?

Did you add extra?

Boy i hope so.

*takes a brownie*

*These brownies may or may not still exist in this thread. They may or may not have been seconded to my own welcome thread...

 

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there is a weave of infinite replenishment on all food and drink in the BT. you cannot put a dent in infinity though you are welcome to try.

 

Friends, companions, and muck-rakers all! Lend me your ears, and your hearts, and your mouths, and your gluttonous bellies.

If I keep all my body parts, do I still get a piece of cake?

Of course, of course! Of course!

 

Whatever made you think they would not be returned? Lending is not keeping, by any means, insofar as I will keep your body parts safe for as long as they are in my service.

 

And what glorious service it shall be! A multitude of hearts and mouths and gluttonous bellies, striving in unison, a legion of organs burping and tumbling their way toward a golden horizon!

 

FRIENDS! FATE SHINES UPON YOU WHO BEND KNEE TO MY SERVICE! FOR HONOR! FOR VALOR! FOR GLORIOUS EMPIRE, I CALL UPON THEE, O SHINING SOULS! GALLOP, BELCH, FART AND TUMBLE, TO ME, TO ME!

 

*purple cloak billows majestically as Hiarthbeorn marches from the coliseum, banners cascading and unfurling SPQR: Sono Pazzi Questi Romani*

there is a weave of infinite replenishment on all food and drink in the BT. you cannot put a dent in infinity though you are welcome to try.

That's it!

 

I'm never leaving!

 

 

... unless morning sickness creeps in again, then I may have to go on vacation. But don't worry. Pretty sure I'll be right back!

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there is a weave of infinite replenishment on all food and drink in the BT. you cannot put a dent in infinity though you are welcome to try.

 

I've tried, and still do. And, well, lets just say that it's a good thing that there are weaves that can remove fat from your body.

 

 

 

Friends, companions, and muck-rakers all! Lend me your ears, and your hearts, and your mouths, and your gluttonous bellies.

If I keep all my body parts, do I still get a piece of cake?

Of course, of course! Of course!

 

Whatever made you think they would not be returned? Lending is not keeping, by any means, insofar as I will keep your body parts safe for as long as they are in my service.

 

And what glorious service it shall be! A multitude of hearts and mouths and gluttonous bellies, striving in unison, a legion of organs burping and tumbling their way toward a golden horizon!

 

FRIENDS! FATE SHINES UPON YOU WHO BEND KNEE TO MY SERVICE! FOR HONOR! FOR VALOR! FOR GLORIOUS EMPIRE, I CALL UPON THEE, O SHINING SOULS! GALLOP, BELCH, FART AND TUMBLE, TO ME, TO ME!

 

*purple cloak billows majestically as Hiarthbeorn marches from the coliseum, banners cascading and unfurling SPQR: Sono Pazzi Questi Romani*

 

 

I'm pretty sure SPQR means "senatus populusque romae".

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When its weird...it fits right in here

 

I propose we make this the quote of the Black Tower instead of "In the Black Tower, the voices are your friends".

 

there is a weave of infinite replenishment on all food and drink in the BT. you cannot put a dent in infinity though you are welcome to try.

 

I've tried, and still do. And, well, lets just say that it's a good thing that there are weaves that can remove fat from your body.

 

 

 

Friends, companions, and muck-rakers all! Lend me your ears, and your hearts, and your mouths, and your gluttonous bellies.

If I keep all my body parts, do I still get a piece of cake?

Of course, of course! Of course!

 

Whatever made you think they would not be returned? Lending is not keeping, by any means, insofar as I will keep your body parts safe for as long as they are in my service.

 

And what glorious service it shall be! A multitude of hearts and mouths and gluttonous bellies, striving in unison, a legion of organs burping and tumbling their way toward a golden horizon!

 

FRIENDS! FATE SHINES UPON YOU WHO BEND KNEE TO MY SERVICE! FOR HONOR! FOR VALOR! FOR GLORIOUS EMPIRE, I CALL UPON THEE, O SHINING SOULS! GALLOP, BELCH, FART AND TUMBLE, TO ME, TO ME!

 

*purple cloak billows majestically as Hiarthbeorn marches from the coliseum, banners cascading and unfurling SPQR: Sono Pazzi Questi Romani*

 

 

I'm pretty sure SPQR means "senatus populusque romae".

 

 

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Yeah.

 

And you think that's the real meaning?

 

I guess you're going to have to show me where that post was made in sincerity.  With the disembodied organs farting and belching their way to glory, I had assumed a /silly tag was not necessary.

 

Goodness!

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