Welcome to the BT! Great to see another Handsome asha´man entering the tower. Sit down and tell us all about yourself. Have you read all the books? Favourite characters? Favourite asha´man? 

 

Others will offer you tainted brownies. Eat them slowly so the taint doesn´t overwelm you. :D And Panchi will soon add you to our hidden boards. 

Hey! Hey!

 

Welcome!

Welcome to the Tower,

May we intrest you in some tainted treats while you wait for access to our inner sanctum?

Please enjoy some Aiel Filth

 

Or perhaps a round of tainted cookies

 

And please enjoy a Flamins Ash'aman or two

 

And never, I repeat NEVER, forget the brownies!

 

Please enjoy some Aiel Filth

 

This doesn't sound so nice

Thanks for the greetings. Who would have thought that a place full of insane and soon-to-be insane magic wielders would be so warm...or perhaps that's just the drinks?

 

Please enjoy some Aiel Filth

 

This doesn't sound so nice

He hurt their feelings. The only remedy is to eat them alive, which I am glad to do. *devours*

Welcome to the Black Tower! Where the insanity lasts so long as you dont lose to Tim in a duel.

Welcome to the Black Tower!

 

Are you really handsome?

Can we call you Handy?

Do you know Handy Manny?

Is Handy Manny a cartoon?

Do you like cartoons?

 

...I think there are still enough drinks left

My Lady, there's an old saying about me: I'm as Handsome as I am witty.

 

Also, my Mum says I'm Handsome...

 

I like cartoons. Dendy Tartakovsky is a genius, plus there's the great cartoons of the 80s: He'Man and Transformers!

 

And I'm OK with having gone insane. It's better than being normal, right?

Are you witty?

There's an old saying about me, Panchi: I'm as witty as I am Handsome.

How handsome and witty are you?

On a scale of Padan Fain to Galad, I'd say I'm around Perrin Aybara.

 

On a scale of Jaichim Carridin to Matrim Cauthon, I'd say I'm around Thom Merrilin.

Good enough

 

 

And I'm OK with having gone insane. It's better than being normal, right?

 

You won´t notice. :p

On a scale of Padan Fain to Galad, I'd say I'm around Perrin Aybara.

 

On a scale of Jaichim Carridin to Matrim Cauthon, I'd say I'm around Thom Merrilin.

That is an interesting combo. See I am as witty as I am, and as hamdsome as I can be. That is all you really need to know.

 

So on a scale from one to ten I am a solid X modulus 11, where X is a number from 1-10.

X |11|

X € {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10}

 

 

I didn't get "solid X modulus 11"

 

...but then modulus is giving me problems for two years

Now, I'm no Martin Prince, Jr. but that didn't seem to make sense to me. Modulus, as in...the absolute value of the number?

But if it then, then modulus 11 will be 11 and the whole thing will be more that 10... I think

Or modulus can be like that Young's Modulus or Bulk Modulus thing or some other such modulus

If the taint doesn´t make people mad then this math talk will. 

 

If it is math... lol