No. A million times no. And again, no. Never, not ever, not even now. Two words: poop soup.

 

Hot shower. A steady flow of fresh hot water and a drain to flush away the biological matter is key here. You are free to evacuate yourself in a bathtub. I, however, will choose the civilized route and settle for a long afternoon in the car wash.

 

Car wash... it's genius.

 

Next time I'm plastered in poop, I'll remember that.

So, you admit that you pooped and plastered yourself with poop?

Negative. Just researching in case it happens in the future.

So...you hope it happens in future?

There is no greater ambition of mine.

Aaand I'm out.

Aaand I'm out.

 

You know you've done a good job with a thread when you've freaked Hiarthbeorn out.

 

*drops the mic and walks off-stage*

I am abiding by the PG13 rule and quitting while I'm ahead. -.-

Thank you for quitting before you both make me kick you both out

We all lose if we try to win.

 

*tries to suppress urge to quote something from Merchant of Venice*

 

Is it just me or is this thread just too odd... Even for the Black Tower???

Have a brownie. They came from Rey's bathtub.

 

 

 

 

No. A million times no. And again, no. Never, not ever, not even now. Two words: poop soup.

 

Hot shower. A steady flow of fresh hot water and a drain to flush away the biological matter is key here. You are free to evacuate yourself in a bathtub. I, however, will choose the civilized route and settle for a long afternoon in the car wash.

 

Car wash... it's genius.

 

Next time I'm plastered in poop, I'll remember that.

 

 

This implies there was a first time......

 

 

No. A million times no. And again, no. Never, not ever, not even now. Two words: poop soup.

 

Hot shower. A steady flow of fresh hot water and a drain to flush away the biological matter is key here. You are free to evacuate yourself in a bathtub. I, however, will choose the civilized route and settle for a long afternoon in the car wash.

 

Car wash... it's genius.

 

Next time I'm plastered in poop, I'll remember that.

 

 

This implies there was a first time......

 

 

With Rey, it's totally possible. 

Just curious, does it have to be your own poop to participate?

And I'm out....

There was no first time.

 

It's a continuous process.

Just when I think this thread can't get worse, it does get much worse

Look, I've got three girls, I was in the tub making sure that they didnt get their heads under the water. I was picking my 3mo up to hand her to my wife and we had a blowout... Two inches from my face... Yeah. Being a parent is awesome.