If I dunk Zan in brew.. who's going to want to lick him dry?

 

 

Any takers?

Hehe this will be fun.

If you dunk Zan in brew and he gets out of said vat before dry and drips brew on the floor, it is Zan, in fact, that is guilty of brew spillage.  That means he'd have to spot-fine himself!  

If you dunk Zan in brew and he gets out of said vat before dry and drips brew on the floor, it is Zan, in fact, that is guilty of brew spillage.  That means he'd have to spot-fine himself!  

Good point!

 

What do you say? you pour a vat full of beer and I'll find Zan...??

I'm game if you are!

 

What's that, Sooh?  You want a vat of beer?  Well, sure!

 

*drags in a HUGE vat followed by a tanker wagon pulled by 2 draft horses (don't worry; they're wearing "diapers").  Selecting a hose from the side of the tanker wagon, Daruya places one end in the vat and attaches the other to the tanker.  She turns a spigot and beer is soon cascading merrily into the vat*

 

There you go, hun!  

Ohhhh Zander.... I have something to show you!

*GRABS THE WORLDS LARGEST STRAW AND BEGINS TO DRINK IT ALL*

 

 

I do not spill brew!!!!

*waves at Dar*

 

Come on! Let's push him in!

 

 

1...2...3!

 

 

*pushes Zander gently into the vat so nothing spills*

*dunks Zander*

*releases beer sharks in the vat*

*waves at Dar*

 

Come on! Let's push him in!

 

 

1...2...3!

 

 

*pushes Zander gently into the vat so nothing spills*

 

SPOTFINE!!!

 

*dunks Zander*

 

SPOTFINE!!!

 

Sooh and Dar!!! For assaulting a Redarm you are hereby spotfined to the following. 

 

For the next 6 posts you are to add at the end  : 

 

Sooh and I (or Dar and I)  assaulted a Redarm. Normally this is bad but as it was Zander Dice approves of our actions.

 

then add a picture of someone being dunked

*releases beer sharks in the vat*

 

*drunkly sings to the shark and they become fast friends*

Hey, check out the beer sharks!

 

 

 

Sooh and I assaulted a Redarm. Normally this is bad but as it was Zander, Dice approves of our actions.

 

 

*releases beer sharks in the vat*

 

*drunkly sings to the shark and they become fast friends*

 

 

Friends with benefits (the kind of friends you eat...)

 

 

*releases beer sharks in the vat*

 

*drunkly sings to the shark and they become fast friends*

 

 

Friends with benefits (the kind of friends you eat...)

 

Friends with benefits... mmm...

 

 Dar and I  assaulted a Redarm. Normally this is bad but as it was Zander Dice approves of our actions.

 

 

 

(Just imagine Zander slightly feminine looking.. it totally works!)

And the water is REALLY cold, too!  I like it!

 

 

Sooh and I assaulted a Redarm. Normally this is bad but as it was Zander, Dice approves of our actions.

 

How's the temperature of the beer, Zander? Suitably cold?

 

Dar and I  assaulted a Redarm. Normally this is bad but as it was Zander. Dice approves of our actions.

 

Is that beer getting low? 

 

*turns the spigot back on to fill the vat again*

 

 

Sooh and I assaulted a Redarm. Normally, this is bad but as it was Zander, Dice approves of our actions.

 

 

Ah yes! keep him drinking!!!

 

Dar and I assaulted a Redarm. Normally, this is bad but as it was Zander, Dice approves of our actions.

 

Well, he does like to drink.  Should we bring in another tanker?

 

Sooh and I assaulted a Redarm. Normally, this is bad but as it was Zander, Dice approves of our actions.

 

It can never be enough for Zander... I'd say bring it!

 

Dar and I assaulted a Redarm. Normally, this is bad but as it was Zander, Dice approves of our actions.

 

Zander hanging with his best friend, Gary. 

 

 

Okay, if you think we need it!

 

*brings in another tanker pulled by two more draft horses (also wearing "diapers").

 

Sooh and I assaulted a Redarm. Normally, this is bad but as it was Zander, Dice approves of our actions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gary thats not what I meant when I said fetch!!!!

disclaimer

 

no animals were hurt in the doing of this spotfine. Only Zanders were harmed