How this game goes: Someone posts a wish, usually real and/or something outrageous, and the person posting afterward must grant the wish, in a corrupt way and as silly as you possibly can. IN the same post, the person granting the wish must then make a wish of their own!

 

 

Lets have your most desired wish come true!  (or your worst nightmare!)

Edited November 3, 201510 yr by Nynaeve

I wish I had a kitty

Granted.

 

It's made of plastic.

 

 

 

I wish I could fall asleep.

*grabs a knife*    Granted, but you're never waking up  

 

 

 

I wish i had some chocolate

Granted. It's unsweetened.

 

I wish I had a bottle of water right now.

Granted. The bottle is made of a single piece of bullet proof glass - no way are you getting to that water.

 

I wish I had a giraffe.

Granted, but it ate all the books off your top shelves.

 

 

I wish I had a million dollars. 

Noooooooooooooo! Bad giraffe!

 

Granted. I hope you enjoy your monopoly money.

 

I wish for a large cool glass of finest apple cider.

Granted, but it's JUST out of reach. :P

 

 

I wish they would air a good movie on tv.

You madame, are evil.

 

Granted. It's a great movie and it's just started. Shame your power has gone out and you can't watch it.

 

I wish I had an extra month of annual leave.

Granted leave from your regular job, but you have to spend it cleaning bathrooms.

 

I wish I had another puppy.

Granted, but you're puppy is Part chihuahua, part Wolf.

 

I wish I no longer had diabetes.

Granted, but anyone you'd touch would become diabetic.   (I'm bad, I know lol).

 

 

I wish I was in England =)

Granted. You are now a guard at Buckingham palace.

 

 

I wish it was tomorrow. 

Granted.

 

It is now tomorrow, but it is 11.59 pm and the day is almost over.

 

I wish the people next door would BE QUIET.

Granted. You can no longer hear them, but you can no longer hear anything.

 

 

I wish the weather will be good on Saturday. 

Granted

 

But only in Texas.

 

I wish I had more time to sleep

Edited November 10, 201510 yr by Moon Sedai

Granted, but you've just lost your job to give you that time.

 

 

I wish the mail would come earlier

Granted. Unfortunately you only get junk mail and bills.

 

I wish the wind would ease up a bit.

Granted, but now it's raining horribly. 

 

I wish I had a job. 

Granted, but now you have to clean bathrooms all day.

 

 

I wish my daughter could find an apartment near me. 

She did!!!!  

Yes, she did. 

New wish - I wish this cold would go away. 

granted but you now have been bitten and infected by a Zombie.

 

i wish my wishs coudnt be corrupted in any way shape or form.

Edited November 23, 201510 yr by Zander