Come one and come all! Welcome to the Inn! Nothing fancy and nothing special about this inn. Just your regular ordinary inn with awesome drinks and food for all! Come gossip and tell tales of the journey you've been on or your daily life!

 

*set up the bar and get the cooks ready*

 

Let it be breakfast, lunch, or dinner...we make it all! Let it be any drink that you want and we have it!

 

Now relax and take a seat!

Is this the prancing trolloc inn? >.>

*Stabs Cairos* This thread is a good idea!

The rules of decorum dictates you compliment first and stab second. Unless it's someone you really don't want to compliment. 

I never heard that. Okay, then.

 

This thread is a good idea, Cairos. *stabs*

If I want to stab do I have to compliment? Can I not just stab?

I like the stabs lol.

 

You guys can stab away!

If I want to stab do I have to compliment? Can I not just stab?

 

That's a very good question.

 

My made up rules of decorum say you can just stab.

Rules:

 

BUT

Stabbing is totes okay.

*hands out daggers out to everybody*

 

You can choose any you like!

 

I will take them all. Dark One's privilege. 

Yes you may Dark One! It's all yours

 

*bows*

I like this minion *stabs*

I found this great site in instagram.  The guy's a blacksmith and makes his own stabbies.

I love stabbies!

*pricks everyone with a tiny needle*

*gets pricked*

*Bleeds*

*keeps bleeding*

*offers Moon a bandage*

 

It might sting a bit, I soak my bandages in salt and vinegar for that 'fresh from the fish and chip shop' smell

*Wraps Moon up like a mummy with Via's bandages*

*faints from losing too much blood*

*bleeds through the stinging bandages*

There's only one cure for all this bleeding.

 

Let me know when your second book is out in paper book form. I can't wait to read it, but I need an actual book. 

I don't get where the M&Ms fit in. Care to explain?

Let me know when your second book is out in paper book form. I can't wait to read it, but I need an actual book. 

 

I will definitely let you guys know.

all that's out now is a few chapters in e-format (on my website, teasers and stuff.) I'm working on cover art with a friend now.

I don't get where the M&Ms fit in. Care to explain?

My favorite candy, a cure-all for everything except high blood sugar.

Hemophilia is a X-linked disorder, right? It is not contagious, right? Right?

 

*on alert for the safer side*