The Black Tower

Someone needs to tranq me at midnight

I say a word, you say a word related to it. taint

im kinda on LOA for the next 4 days mums in hospital so i gotta go up there but hopefully i might be able to get on for about an hr a day will have to see

Ok so I was reminded today that there is a new Muppet movie coming out and so i got all excited, ran around the house yelling ANIIIIMMAL!!!!!! and came home to get a muppet net fix. Now I know im not the only muppet fan...EVERYONE loves the muppets!! and if you dont...then you really do! So i thought id start with the simple question of Who is your fav Muppet!! note it can include seaseme street, star wars Dark crystal and labrinth Maybe we should add a pic of our favs? So to start things off obviously ANIMAL!

...and the Dark One loves to eat your family!

Anything and everything to do with that tainty rocker of the 80's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQJGrAN3_A Oh and don't just look spam the crap out of it!!!!

Sorry... you've all contracted ADHLAS. :sadness:

So, I came upon a couple of Shadow Nursery Rhymes during my....not-so-secret perusing of the Staff Board earlier, and thought I'd share them with you all. A Lightie a Day A Lightie a day keeps the M'hael away Lightie in the morning - M'hael's looking Roast Lightie at night - starve the M'hael's delight Kill a Lightie going to bed - Just look at the M'hael's dread Three each day, seven days a week - bloody Lightie, bloody cheek Taken from the original here: An Apple a Day An apple a day keeps the doctor away Apple in the morning - Doctor's warning Roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright Eat an apple going to bed - knock the docto…

he wants attention or something. spam it for him. and he probably wants his permissions back. your call, brownies and whatever. enjoy.

What would you eat for breakfast? Discuss.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to download some songs and I have no idea which is good or not. Please recommend. Only they should not be more like someone shouting or Justin Bieber. Even classical is better than that. Language no bar, though better is it is in English or better yet Hindi. *hums Khuda Jaane* I really need to get this song out of my head.

.....PEW PEW PEW!

Who is running the show these days? and when the hell did the forums change?

Okay, I know this may sound like a Shadowy topic, but I just love minions!! I think it's interesting how in almost every new animated movie that comes out, there's always at least one "Minion" I know that Megamind came out a long time ago, but notice that the fish dude is called Minion. Then, in Dispicable Me, there are hundreds of minions!!! They're so cute!!! Do you think they act like actual minions, or do you have any ideas on how minions should act? My dad calls all his children his "minions". Do you guys call any of your younger siblings or children your minions??? lol This is the trailer for the new Dispicable Me!!

Nuff said.

And most annoying it was, too. Although calc doesn't seem like its going to be too bad, and at least chemistry has the promise of randomly combusting things occasionally. We'll just be lecturing and then the teacher will do something like vaporizing paraffin and lighting it to prove a point.

Okay, I'm in the process of designing a game for the iPhone and/or Java. Not 100% sure which yet, but I'm leaning towards iPhone. In any case, I has no artistic/musical skills. So, if anyone would be interested in helping me out and doing graphics/music for a game, I would appreciate it. Graphics are easy 2-d graphics. They don't need to be too horribly detailed. For the music....I honestly have no idea, lol. I really haven't thought about it too much, so I'm open to pretty much anything. Thank'ee all much! Just reply to this thread if anyone could possibly help. Okay, above project has been put on hold. I need to do some refinement to my game idea anyw…

The Mistress S'Ithi had been hosting a lovely dance party, with DJ Marsh in charge of the tunes. Basel walked in, and felt the time was nigh for him to seize power. The M'Hael was nowhere to be seen. He wove Air to toss her minions every which way and threw fireballs at them. This just left Ithi. He wove a fierce blast of Torture directly at her. He knew it was powerful, because his last victim was so panicked that she lost the Source completely and tried using a blade against the One Power. Basel decided to take a moment to enjoy the party after that. He looked over to some non-channeling bystander about to eat a slice of pizza from the food ta…

You have expressed your desire to increase the Darkness of your Shadow. So have you asked and so shall it be. There will be three tasks that you must undertake in order to gain a new level of understanding of what it means to be Shadow. Each one is progressively harder. Cunning, ingenuity, a deep sense of humour and the ability to impress are all required. Will you succeed? Only time will tell. The first task seems easy, but timing will be everything. You may be aware that another Faction exists within these walls. The followers of the one called Logain. Once they were few, but now they are many - and they know you are coming :ninja: You must select one …

...that Matrim-Hatrim has been writing POETRY about how "great" the Light is. Could he please step to the center to demonstrate?

I would like to start a small thread that lets me get a little bit of myself into your souls...........errrr, i mean, colons...........wait. thats not right..... anyway, so... im gonna share a little about myself since im new here (again), and if you would post a little about yourselves so i can get to know you guys better that would be great. Im twenty three I live in wyoming (US) I work on a drilling rig in colorado. I smoke and drink to excess (sometimes) (really trying to quit the smoking part, still working on that though) and unfortunately my relationship for the last five years disintegrated on me and her. (now dont be getting all teary eyed and m…

Nothing I ever say is meant with malicious intent .... Everything I saw is meant to be nice, humorous funny ... Anything other than mean or rude (unless the occasion calls for it!) Some have taken my lighthearted posts as a personal attack, which they were not. Everybody should be HAPPY! BYE!

You asked in the silence of the Dark, but your response must be in the full view of the whole Tower. There will be no time for hiding if you truly wish to succeed and attain a deeper level of Shadowyness. And so we will commence our additional Training in the Ways of the Shadow. There will be three tasks in total, each one a little more difficult than the previous, ending in the most difficult lesson that all those of the Shadow must learn. You will be expected to perform with creativity, sneakiness and hopefully a dark twisty sense of humour. I love to laugh and it will please me to do so. As for your first task? This may seem like the easiest, but things that s…

...and it is staring at me.

Do you want to hit someone but can't. Take your anger here by virtually hitting them with saidin, TP or this collection of shoes.

So, of course I'm way late with this. But last week - last Wednesday, to be exact - it was my best friend's birthday. So everyone wish Ed2funy a happy birthday and leave lots of spammy goodness for him to find. Ed - you're the best friend and best fiance a girl could ever dream of. I'm so incredibly happy that I get to spend the rest of my life with you. So, once again, Happy birthday, Ed!! Here's something for your man cave... they are not allowed in the rest of the house. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO_6-BH3Wc

Hola! I just started open gym for basketball today, and before High School, I played for 4 years, and I was the best on the team (which obviously means my team sucked ) and now, after 1 year of not playing and practicing, I suck! Although I'm going to start conditioning with them, but I'm not good at long period of exercise. I was wondering if anybody else plays a sport, and what they have to do to get in shape and practice?

...I iz leisurely catching up on le spammy goodness but... *BilboBagginsvoice* My, you have been productive. O.O So, was there...Anyfing VAIR funneh? Exceptionally pointsyworthy? Somefing to make moi chortle and cheer and giggleh? :D Gimme le links to some threads!