The Black Tower

So, sometimes I do random google or Youtube searches just because...and I find some real doozies. Thought you guys might liek these. The Cat Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ7zyNnEeyM The pregnant man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX7ACuTBTY

Why'd YOU guys join? I think I joined because it had the most number of posts and I was like "AWHH yeah gotta be a part of that!". Haven't wormed my way into any other orgs :p

Cindy wanted a dr. who thread and daleks. Here you go.

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Can I have a Tainted Brownie?

I joined the Black Tower. It feels like three years. At that point, when I joined, I really didn't think I would be Asha'man in less than three months... It was also VERY inactive here. Maybe 5 posts a day? I even remember making a thread to ask where everyone was, because there had been no new posts for three full days! Impossible now. So, lets celebrate this. And, with this, the start of the New Wave (because I think I was the first). You're all welcome. Yes, also Shadowies (even Maw).

Earlier this day, I wondered who was the first to say "I blame the Taint". Does any of the people who have been here for longer know that?

So, I just spent some points, and after this is updated, I will be Asha'man. And, with that, I will be the first Asha'man of the new wave, as we'll call it. (not so weird, after all; I was the first of the wave)

Have an interesting dream last night? Post it here! Keep it legit!

Sometime on Saturday? Is it going to happen? Anyone still interested?

I got em again! Why must they plague me so!!!!!!!!!!! Someone tell my diaphragham to chill. I think I gotta brush up on my Kundalini

So another Fail blog thread...for a bit of amusement, because, of course, there is never much fun and frivolity around here... hehe

CHEESE I come bearing gifts to our leader (and anyone else who just loves cheese ^^) I know it's hard to behold the awesome power, but it's just so delicious!

From Brandon Sanderson's Facebook page (straight from his... fingertips): oh and also 75% DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5% more and I'll start using colors :D

Here's a collection of stories of my teachers, one from each of my hours in school: Hour 1 - Biology: So my teacher is going around with a rock, seeing if we can identify it as living or non-living. (>.>) He gets to one person who says that she doesn't know. So he asks, "Well, how can we figure it out?" Someone in the room shouts, "Ghostbusters!"...So then my teacher asks if anyone knows their number. No one does, so he goes to the phone and dials up our school secretary and asks her if she knows the number for ghostbusters. She says she doesn't. So we go on. Well, in class a couple days later, the phone rings, and our teacher picks it up. It's the secr…

Points: Cindy: 70 Leyrann: 60 Turin: 50 Despothera: 50 Ed: 30 Tina: 20 Maw: 15 Tinker: 15 Amadine: 15 Roka: 15 Talmanes: 15 Locke: 10 Paetric: 10 Talya: 10 Poet: 10 Leelou: 10 Rhea: 5 Eclipse: 5 Logains Pet: 5 + 10 points to Cindy for winning. Congrats.

Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be promoted Just get me to the airport put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no no no no no Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go.... Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no no no no no Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be promoted Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be promoted Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toe…

Don't forget to vote.

So, this is another game. Someone posts 4 numbers, he/she may chose which him/herself, and others try to make 24 with those numbers, with only using +, ×, :, and -. I will do the first: 2, 2, 3, 6. Not a very difficult one to start with. If you have the answer, just post the new one (but please make sure that it's possible. Not all are, and it can take half an hour to find out it's not). (NOTE TO STAFF: If you think this is better somewhere else (Sports Ground, Quiet Room), just move it)

Okay so here's the idea: We pick a movie, then try our best to place the quote in the movie that best matches each member of the BT. This was inspired from the Princess Bride thread, and that's ones already been used. I propose the first movie we use be Robin Hood: Men In Tights! Cindy: Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine? [Merry Men snicker] Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things. Merry Men: Awwwww... Rabbi Tuckman: [pauses] Wait a minute! There's things her…

The two Asha'man faced each other in a deserted area just outside the village. They had been rivals almost since the moment they had set eyes on each other, and that had only increased as they both gained in experience and power. One asked, "Maw, are you sure about this?" The other smirked. "Would I have asked if I weren't, Ley?" They shared a chuckle. Leyrann said, "Well, at least this way I can be sure it isn't you sneaking up on me." The two men nodded to each other, then closed their eyes and seized Saidin. The air began to hum, and a circle in the dirt marked where the barrier of Air had been erected. Swords of flame leapt to life in their hands, and the blades met a…

As of right now, I am the last entry of every thread on the first page of the main board for the Black Tower, including all the stickied threads (I'll prob get in trouble for the mafia one lol, my bad everyone in that game). Incredible feat, wouldn't you say? Note: If you wouldn't say that but instead say something else.... HATERZ!!!! /too much time on my hands, not enough people awake when I'm at work You may now go back to your regularly scheduled Black Tower programming. Go Shadow!!!!

Basically, this is exactly the same thing as the Princess Bride thread, but for the Big Lebowski instead. Come share quotes, favorite scenes, the number of times you've watched it, how many friends you've gotten into it, whether or not you've gone to any Lebowskifests, etc. 2 Halloweens ago I was the Dude, complete with bathrobe and shades and everything!

Where IS everyone? For days, there have been almost no replies on posts. Am I in a mirror world where everyone else died, or is it the real world? Or am I that insane that I don't see new posts?

The WT has a bonding, the Aiel have a bonding, and I got the feeling some others have too. I know, maybe it'd be put in the suggestion box, but I think we can just spam while talking about it. And maybe it's just a crazy idea, not worth the suggestion box. And of course it has to be something crazy - we are the Black Tower, after all. Maybe a Lightie and a Shadowie who "bond" each other and, by doing that, promise they'll always pick fights, say the other one is wrong, and so on? A bit like Maw and me.

I'm sure it is already the 2nd of October everywhere on the world... I want to check in. (and I'd say a staff has to make the Roll Call)

You know the drill. This is the online Shockwave Competition. Just go find a shockwave or flash game on the internet you think if fun and interesting and PM with the following information: The Name of the game A Link to the game A brief description of the game You will get 5 Points for submitting a game. Each person can only submit one game. The deadline for submitting games will be September 24th or so. At that time, I will update this thread with your game submissions and open up the thread to voting. Each person can vote for one game and will earn 3 Points for voting. (An easy 8 Points for submitting a game and then voting)…

Nyanna Al'Meara has just confirmed that she will finally be joining our Taint filled little family! Everyone join me in raising a giant greeting spam tide that will sweep her off her feet! Nyanna, admins will soon get you access to the right boards and send a PM filling you in on some of what to expect in your residence here at the Black Tower. Please enjoy one of Talya's famous Taint-tastic brownies, and begin making yourself at home! If you have any questions, please feel free to ask any of us and we'll make up an answer on the spot stutter and look away before running off be glad to help find the answer you're looking for. Spam to your heart's content, …

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