Shayol Ghul

Best way to start a day. I always start with some form of flesh butty. This is the best type. You should try it. WHY ARENT YOU TRYING IT?

Nobody's posting in Shayol Ghul. Where are you all?

I saw you:

Ahhhh, I can have my spotlight back! Now that everyone else has dutifully fulfilled their duties *smacks Verb for giggling over the word "duty"* I can get my time in the limelight back and spend as much time on stage as I want to... >.> <.< *dodges a rotten tomato* Fine fine! Well, "the Lurker" is generally the people who spends the most time on DM reading every little post, so they always know what is going on. Who would be better for this award than someone who we all dearly miss, even though his humor is a bit twisted (I mean, what is funny about hairy armpits anyways?). Now, everyone set out the t…

*Wombat slithers through a hole in the wall and forms himself on the stage* So yeah, I held this one back on purpose for suspense. I totally didn't forget about it. Anyway, who among us is most likely to be an actual Darkfriend? Who would pledge their soul to the Great Lord for eternal life and power. Who would abase themselves in ways that would give you nightmares to achieve these things. *opens the envelope* Interesting. *lights the envelope on fire* You will find out when I can see the SS boards again.

For making me think there's real thread replied to in the Ghul, when in fact there isn't

Sometimes....it just.... It's hard to reply. It's like.....

IT IS THE 15TH HERE ALREADY SO DEAL WITH IT. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GREATNESS THAT IS YOUR NAE'BLIS!

Need to get some more points because frankly im tired of being a Lighty. come up with some interesting task that i can do to earn some extra points and i will do my best to accomplish them.

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200 of them, and they need to be gone by Wednesday. I'll be giving them out in chunks of 25, so this is your opportunity to be one of up to 8 lucky winners of my points. Eclipse is not eligible because he's not cool enough to be Canadian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI

*stabs* Have an awesome day bro xxxx

Should I pull a Krak and just walk away leaving you in suspense? Heh - was there even a milisecond of suspense here? Yeah, I didn't think so. Should I pull a Barm and try and be funny only to have you all read this and inwardly groan at how unfunny the whole damn thing was? Yeah, I didn't think so. Should I pull a Kivam and just decimate all mafia opponents as they come along, reinventing the way to play the game as scum? Sure, why the hell not. This guy is simply a great player. As a townie, he's excellent. But as mafia, he's lights out. At this point, he's probably the only player I still learn things from in every game I play with him. …

Nae'Blis emeritus. . . i am sad there have been no ebil LOLcats for days and days. ... unless you're just posting on some super dreadlord hidden board... or hanging out with the cool kids. in which case i am sadder *stabs random passersby to unsadden* meh. still sad.

BIGGEST POINT SLUT Berf waits patiently as ed and Bunny do their thing, before finally signalling the stagehands to usher them to the side. The spotlight follows them, so berf decides to carry on in the dark anyway. People like the dark, he thinks, makes them loosen up a bit. Except for Bunny. That girl just didn’t know when to quit, lights on or not. Berf smiles, reminiscing. Oh man, when she took that pineapple and the long-handled loofah, I don’t know- Berf coughs loudly, adjusting his tie that is well beyond any sort of straightening. So. Continuing with the theme currently on stage, we have the award for biggest point slut. This is also a rather special t…

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It all comes down to this, ladies and gentlemen. Two-Score and Seven years ago, our father Jason brought forth a new community, one that would survive the rigors of time to one day become the greatest of all WoT websites on the interwebz! *Amadine mutters at Krak to hurry* "What? I'm just laying the backdrop for this story." *Ama gives Krak an obscene gesture* *sigh* "Fine, I'll hurry." Well, so much for entertaining you guys with my Gleeman's history of DM. It features battles of epic might, tales of love and intrigue, political maneuverings, jokes, laughs, and the downfall of the Pillow Tyrant by the gallant Sir Berf. The tale of Little Miss t…

I'd tell you, but I'd rather have you wait in the vain hope that it might not be you.

So, now it falls upon me to present the title of Evillest. This is an award with somewhat paradoxical demands on the nominees, since they must be by definition the most hateful creatures alive - but they must also win something of a popularity contest in order to be Evillest. Of course, a truly evil thing would be to ignore the ghoulies and simply wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting world (that tends to happen whenever Ed goes to the loo - no wonder he was nominated), but what's the point of being evil if you don't get recognised for your deeds? All evil geniuses need a podium upon which to reveal their cunning plan to their horrified victims. This is the reason this awar…

I'm here to present the most disturbing of all Ghoulies - The most likely a serial killer behind the avatar. It's not even because of the title; rather, it's because there is a three-way for it. Tie. Three-way tie. Sorry. While I'm sure the guy involved thinks it's great, the two women definitely do not. To make this short (that's what she said) (not to me, though) (seriously!) (ok, she said it to me) (h8uall), here are your winners: Ed, Nynaeve, & Wombat I leave the mystery up to you all. Grats!

Welcome, welcome to the 2010 Shayol Ghul Ghoulies. What's that you say, we're about 3/4 through 2011? Well, no matter, here are the nominees for "Most Likely to be posting in the nude." Krakalakachkn Barmacral ed2funy CosmicPanda Demigod Roxinos Haxorist Verbal32 LilyElizabeth Let me take a moment to express my feelings on this sausage fest of a list. Now that you have all those lovely mental images ready, I will tell you which one to burn indelibly into your memory. For the love of the Great Lord and all that is unholy, pl…

Hello poppets. This award is certainly exciting to present. The winner must possess charm, wit, good looks, affability (look it up), charisma, and eats plenty of righteous whole-grain bread (get it? Moral Fiber), as well as the free time to spend it across 10 different factions. So needless to say, this award is very prestigious and it could very well prove who is the most popular person at DM* As I stated earlier, I'm extremely proud to be the one to reveal the big winner, and this winner was chosen from the following pool of nominees: Verbal32 Naeann Amadine LilyElizabeth ed2funy Roxinos CosmicPanda samuraiflip05 …

One time there was this wizard guy, right. He'd just finished work, because being a wizard in this instance would appear to be a standard 9-5 job. Anyway, he gets into his car, starts her up and sets off home. So hes driving home... And all of a sudden... he turned into a driveway!

But sadly its only for the funniest member. I won the Empy award for funniest member once. It was awesome. Seriously, it was. Of course then Empy got jealous and thats how I attained my title of unfunny. True story. ... ... Really, it is a true story, stop acting like you don't believe me! OK. FINE. Don't believe me. And don't believe me when I tell you that ineedfourberfs won the ghoulie for funniest member either. Congrats!

I just called Eclipse Celipse... totally unintentional, but boy, it's funny! Laugh

I actually was really confused how I got nominated for some of those Ghoulies. And then I remembered...I just nominated myself for sh*ts and giggles. Heh. Oops?

Some people are just too nice (or too sane) to appreciate the niceties here at Shayol Ghul. We all know one of those, don't we? Sometimes those types of people surprise us and actually do join. Sometimes they even stick around. Sometimes, they even stick to something around here, especially if enough daggers are thrown at them, pinning them to the wall. Lily stares off into space, lost in her mental imagery Oh, ahem, yes. I'm here to present an award. Why they asked me, I'll never know. I'm not one of those funny people we have around here. So, without further ado, sweet as ado is...... The 2010 winner of the Ghoulie award for being the Most Suprising Me…