The person above me is kidney pie. A la mode.

The person above me likes to say thinks like "the person above me is..."  and "the person above me will..." and "A la mode."

the person above me got strangely intellegent for some reason. i think i shall steal his brain.

the person above is a pumpkin factorie. and is also a factory

:o yay! the person above is the awesomest *glomps* :-*

The person above me confuses intelligence with brussel sprouts.

the person above is a brussel sprout.

The person above me is an is!

the person above me is wrong. i am a were.

The person above me is a disillusioned panther.

The person above me is going to be washing himself with a rag on a stick if he doesn't lay off those Twinkies.

The person above me, I haven't had a Twinkie in about a year.  Maybe more.

Uh-oh, the person above me has entered into the denial phase.

I'd show the person above me a pic, but my body is so sexy as to cause irreversible damage to the eyes of the female sex.

The person above me is funny enough to make me want to damage my eyesight. :P ;)

The person above me is fortunate that I didn't post my picture.

Oh please, everyone knows that the person above me won't show up on film  ::)

The person above me is correct.  Many a camera have been ruined beyond use by my perfect body.

The person above me is a watercolor painting on the sidewalk of life.  :P

The person above me is a lowly 3-dimensional being.

The person above me has too many contours for his own good.....

The person above me shall be, from this day forth, a green tack.

The person above me owns too many cans of SPAM for one person.  He needs to share.

the person above me owns too many tanks of propane.

The person above me had better stay away from my propane or it might explode!  ;)