The person above me is a yarmulke.

The perosn above me is into jargon...

The person above me doesn't know the meaning of jargon!

 

And by that, I mean my definition of jargon.

And what is your defintion person above me?

my defintion is you must never say the words me, person and above (in another order) as long as you're in this threat

Yeah, person above me, 'cause we all know why THAT chicken crossed the road.  ::)

on the zebra crossing?

*baps person above me for continually disobeying the rules*

*gropes the person aboves baps*

 

your dad must be a baker

*watches person above grope sage*

The person above me likes to watch  :D

The person above me likes to watch people watch people watch and oh dear this can only end badly so *squishes the person above under her boot*

The person above me is too sensitive for Fiddles. Certainly too sensitive for SG.

::) The person above me is a candy cane in a box of fire ants and she knows it.

*ties the person above up because she seems like the kinda person above enjoys that*

The person above me will learn to enjoy it, they all do. *fits a ball gag in the person above's mouth*

It's an acquired taste. *hogties the person above and suspends her twenty-five feet off the floor like a human chandelier*

Ah, we'll have to weed such defiance out of the person above me, but in the meantime we'll just hide her eyes *blindfolds her*

The person above me is too softcore for my tastes.  :D

The person above me doesn't know the real meaning of evil...

The person above me doesn't know the real meaning of antidisestablishmentarianism.

Person above me, you are wrong. Antidisestablishmentarianism is opposition to the idea that there should not be an offical church in a country. Basically people who feel there should be an official church of a country.

The person above me just looked that up!

Person above me, I have known the meaning of that word since I was six...

the person above is soft! *pokes the person above with sticks*