the person above knows people who need hugs instead?

*hugs person above and runs away*

*Trips the person above*

 

*empties the bottle of gasoline over the person above her*

The person above me has resorted to throwing tomatoes.

The person above me should look out their window, RIGHT NOW!

The person above me has a screenname that reminds me of someone else i know :D

The person above me has a handle that reminds me of gel.

The person above me is being stalked by a mass murderer and will die in 5.....4.......3.............2......................1........go!

*watches the person above me*

The person above me has asterisk-fetish.  *hands her some lotion*  It won't help.

The person above me is deliberately ignoring the multiplicity of uses for lotion.

The person above me has a fetish-fetish

The person above me knows me pretty well.

The person above me confuses rice with pudding.

The person above me has just made a strange comment...

The person twicewise above me is only sort of right; I get confused by the concept of rice pudding. Plus it's icky.

 

*pulls on the person above's hair*

Swats the person above me's hand away with a fly-swat.

The person above me is delusional, in that she believes she is other than a dromedary camel.

The person above me:  Read the following statement:

*Nods at the wise statement of the person above me*

The person above me is...a herring!!!

Person above me: your mother was a 'hamp'-ster and your father smelt of elderberries! *Nods*

*stabs the cuddly person above me with one of her glass flowers*

*Hus the person above me*

Such abuse...

*Shakes head*

the person above me isn't one to be talking about abuses, now is she?