I dream of the person above me.  :P

And then the person above me wakes up screaming

No person above me, I wake up sweating with a 'tent' nearby.  ;)

I KNEW the person above me was a circus midget!  :-X

The person above me is a porkupine made of mercury.

What's this "porkupine" the person above me speaks of? Is that like a Mortal Kombat porcupine?

The person above me should know that a porkupine is a rat with needles on it. (Sort of) :P

The person above me didn't pay enough attention to my post to realise I was picking on him for misspelling porcupine.

The person above me knows that I read spam posts at a glance...and therefore knows where I live!  :o

*shakes her head* The person above me is going to have to do better if he doesn't want me to keep making him look silly.

The person above me should be sad, Danya said that she would post if we made her laugh (Pretty much)...have we failed her...?  :'(

The person above me should read through the early pages of the Kadere Poetry thread to see what Danya is talking about.

The person above me should know that I will be leaving soon and I won't get to that today, I might do it sometime tomorrow.

The person above me will forget all about it and he knows it  ::)

Then...then sometime tomorrow the person above me should remind me in one of the spam threads if I were to forget...which will most likely happen...yes.  :P

The person above me says twenty minutes ago that he's leaving and he's still here - I'm beginning to think the person above me is a compulsive liar!

1) The person above me...wants me to leave...?  :'(

 

2) Whoa! I didn't know it was that long ago...mother ******...It felt like 5 min's ago...I really do need to get going then.

 

I'm off for good this time, see yah later reyrey!

The person above me should either find other ways of expressing himself or man up and do his cussing for real - none of this ****** nonsense!

The person above me sould know she won't get any cussing up from me. None of it

The person above me should shut the fuck up and go straight to hell, cuz I ain't taking no more of his shit.

The person above me is in a whole world of suck now!

The person above me is easily frightened  ::) *bites her on the arm*

The person above the person above me is my best friend.  ;D

By default, given that the person who was previously the person above me is the only friend the person above me has! *pokes him*

The person above me is my second best friend.  ;)