The person above me has a prostate.

And the person above me can have it back only if he pays the ransom.

And the person above me broke my camera.

Well, the person above me shouldn't have left it lying in the path of my tank.

I didn't realize that the person above me had to install wheels on her fish tank so she'd never be lonely wherever she went.

The person above me has alone time with a turkey baster.

The person above me lies. I am never alone when there are reyler-cams everywhere.

The person above me couldn't enjoy the silence.

The person above me is a WAAAAAA-mbulance.

The person above me couldn't fart her way out of a paper bag.

I eat the person above me for breakfast.

The person above me should have known a dead cat would taste better.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, person above.

The person above me is made of chocolate :)

The person above me is probably too hot for me to sit near her comfortably. ;)

I thought I spotted a Depeche Mode reference up there somewhere but I'll bet the person above me didn't.

*yawns and waves at the person above*

The person above me is a child waiting for the day they feel good, made to feel the way every child should.

*throws coal at the person above*

The person above me finds it kinda funny that the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. /handstapleforehead

My refusal to turn to Google is killing me right now, because I KNOW that one, and it is NAGGING me, because I CAN'T REMEMBER. But I won't turn to Google...I will remember on my own.... *fires an airsoft gun at the person above*

That is how I roll, madam. I am a minutiae-dealing man of trivia and inconsequence. Terminally ambivalent and fashionably dreadful, you'll find no other. /gestures lewdly at the above-mentioned lady of grace and bearing

*gets a magnifying glass and waits for a sunny day, with the person above tied to a rocking horse*

Every day is like Sunday, every day is silent and grey. /sings like Morrissey to the person above

*twists the person above's ears until they break off like gingerbread*