Admits to the person above me that I've killed a thread or three in my time, although in all fairness I blame the oh, 5-10 posts after mine for the death of said thread...

The person above me thinks I'm concerned with fairness *snicker*

Would love a snickers from the person above me as I had to skip lunch today...how kind of you

*feeds the person above a knuckle sandwich instead*

THE PERSON ABOVE ME IS A BANANA

I KNEW THE PERSON ABOVE ME WAS HAVING LUSTFUL THOUGHTS ABOUT ME

The person above me is a Barnhill.

The person above me may be a weathervane.

Why isn't the person above me sure about that?

The person above me misunderstood; I was granting the person above me permission to be a weathervane. My permission is needed for everything here.

Well, I didn't want to be a weathervane, person above me.

The person above me seriously underestimates the fun associated with being a weathervane.

The person above me gets stressed out about songs.

The person above me has a hat.

The person above me is right, actually; I do have a hat, and it looks like this:

 

Does the person above me wear that hat?

I haven't worn it out in over a decade and the person above me is covered in chocolate sprinkles *devours*

The person above me is Xtra Newb Friendly.

The person above me has been away from Fiddles for far too long if he thinks I'm any kind of friendly.

Didn't know that 'friendly' was in the person above me's vocab...

It's in her list of "banned qualities," person above.

An you, person above, speak ill of the devil, how she takes it to heart! Pray God, she be not bewitched!

The person above me is spittle!!!!

You are a waterbrained melonhead, person above . A veritable yamtard, a stain on the underpants of life.

 

And we love you for it.

That was mean. I apologize.