The person above me has escaped from the juvenile detention facility again - release the hounds!

Person above me, have mercy.

... Is the person above me certain he has the right person above him?

^^^  

 

The persona above me should edit the title of this thread. I think it actually scares newbies away. 

The person above me is kidding, of course; we don't have newbies.

The person above me is a lie. She ate the cake. 

I would say that the person above me is NOT. A. MORON. but he is, he really really is.

The person above me needs to get off the other side of the bed. 

The person above me just doesn't appreciate me standing over him holding a golf club.

The person above me has bad form. She should be holding the golf club with her hands reversed. 

the person above me should be more concerned about where I'm aiming.

The person above me couldn't hit the side of a barn. 

*swings her golf club straight into the person above's mangrove*

I don't own an orchard, person above. 

The person above me might understoods if he separated that into two words.

The person assumes I don't know what she was implying. 

The person above me dances for the organ grinder.

The person above me is invited to do the salsa. 

I don't share the person above's specific... interests... when it comes to food.

I think the person above me would love worms and dirt. 

the person above me made me think of this

 

You know too many things, person above me. Too many things. 

I had that video when I was a kid, and that song always kinda creeped me out.

 

The person above me knows too few things.

The person above me be correct. 

The person above me, when spoken to in meatspace, has a vocabulary mostly consisting of "herp" and "derp".