*I lick all of you in the places where you least wish*

You also need to spam more, Wes, you midgetous bastich!

Learned a couple more new words from her majesty today...now the trick will be to REMEMBER them!

Bastich is only a word according to Lobo.

All a word needs to be a word is meaning.

And a well-placed bribe with Merriam-Webster.

Or James Earl Jones.

Just because he can make it sound authentic, doesn't mean he has any actual authority on the matter.

....What's Merriam-Webster's number?....

2,637,598

 

Now serving: 37

*calls*

 

Hello, I'd like to bribe a word into your dictionary.

 

...

 

What, you say you're a terrorist organization bent on burning America on a stake?...Wouldn't it be kinda difficult to burn a country on a stake?

 

...

 

*hangs up*

 

I never knew Merriam-Webster doubled as an online steak store.

Ick, stop teasing the phone sex operators, they have work to do.

"Another Saturday night spent sitting at home. Oh, well. Guess I'll go play my game."

 

* thinks about how pathetic that sounds *

* remembers when Saturday was special *

* wonders if kids nowadays look forward to Saturday night *

You see, Ick? Gwampy is about to keep the phone sex operators very busy.

Not really.

Boring! *runs Ick through the grain thresher*

Fun! With a side of "Ow!". *eats lots and lots of peanut butter*

*has mixed glue into the peanut butter*

* does the Gwampy dance *

I wonder what that looks like. Ridiculous, I expect. You should post a video of it to Youtube so that we may mock you proper-like.

Why do we need knowledge of the situation to mock him properly? Isn't this the United Stadium?

Not here it isn't

O_O *gives bucket of corn* :)

* considers trying to describe the dance *

* shakes head to indicate a negative *

 

"It would take too long."

"I need some breakfast."

"Perhaps another time."

 

* ponders *

 

"Probably more appropriate for the First Fool thread, anyway."

 

* nods *

I spy a cop-out! *claps Gwampy in irons and drops him into the briney*