"Blub."

"Blub."

"Blub."

 

* sinks toward Davy Jones' locker *

* ponders *

 

"Might have been easier to just describe the silly dance."

But then you wouldn't get to chat with Dave

He still have that rediculous beard

ALL THE MONKEES HAD LOCKERS

"Davy Jones."

"Monkee."

"Locker."

 

* ponders *

* it sinks in *

 

"AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHAHHAHHHHHAAA!!!"

 

* laughs out loud *

 

"Now I get it!".

It's from this, starting at 2:02

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c_CYAPxpqU

Looks inviting, but I'm still surviving with free dial up.

I'm surviving on the dew of my laptop.

* waits patiently for the next available posting page *

* and waits *

* and waits *

 

Yes, I could pay for the internet like everyone else, but why?

 

* posts for free *

Gotta love rocko's. Look into my nipples of the future

* does the Gwampy dance again *

You seem a fan of the dance

I don't expect he can do a proper Cheever dance, thus: apathy.

Or the morris dance

Or the Dark Morris, which is like regular Morris dancing but creepy, if no less flaily.

Griefy! You're from Oztrlya! Would you help me convince this poor beleaguered youth that such a place doesn't actually exist?

Well I'm sure all maps in America show America and then nothing with the words dragons live here

Actually I think the maps say "here there be Muslims and Mexicans" along with lightning bolts and angry emoticons. Amerika, wotcher gonna do.

Where be these places? *his map has The Shire and Gondor but no America*

Yeah but your map also has Mordor, that's almost as bad.

But in mordor they don't have fast food

They've got orcs, they eat other, they're fast, what more do you need?

Irratable customers complaining

* can feel the "butts" thread overtaking *

 

 

Yup.

Won't be long.

Her majesty's thread will pass this one.

 

 

* considers that each of those lines could have been a single post *

* or each word, for that matter *

* reconsiders *

 

Nope.

What will be will be.

 

* nods *

* accepts the will of the pattern gracefully *

* double posts *

 

Maybe I shouldn't have taken that six months off.

I wonder if Red will show up to save the day?

Probably not.

He's probably a responsible daddy by now.