A SHRUBBERY *cuts cindy down with a herring*

*is eaten by cats*

It was only inevitable.

they would probably want someone to cut me up for them first. but i'm sure you'd oblige.

*runs you through the woodchipper*

i've seen this one before

Not like I've never reused material.

everybody does. nothing new under the sun. i reuse that alot.

Yes, and the last time it led into me discussing solarsynchronous orbital positioning.

yes it did.

Which has nothing to do with sharp implements

woodchippers are fairly sharp.

But have nothing to do with Squirrels sword fighting

no. never do. unless they fall in.

But this isn't the woman mud wrestling thread

it would be more of a mulching process

That's because nobody was ever willing to take me on in that thread!

not without a handicap. yes, i know, go ahead.

So it was totally the pot in the air and not the beer I drank because I didn't have any beer this past Saturday but there was still hash in the sky and if I hadn't left when I did I probably would have thrown up and I didn't even get a contact high to compensate oh god why can't my body be normal

the nausea from the secondhand smoke isn't that weird.

 

and you're making me want to do bad things.

 

but i won't.

 

i'll just torment myself with the thought.

It's like, why did I have to get all the crappiest of the genes my mother had to offer?

statistically improbable but not impossible. i know my mom had worse, but if i could have picked and chosen... would have gone a different way.

At least I missed out on the allergic-to-everythingness she's got going.

is it really allergic to everything or is it a think she's allergic to everything? allergies are... difficult to decipher. without anaphalaxis anyway.

Let's put it this way: the things that don't set off her allergies are generally things that are not commonly encountered.