Oh I know what you mean.

 

o/~ Come crawl with me

Like a turtle out to the bay

Come crawl with me

Bend your prehensile neck my way

*shrug* I go with what I know works.

 

OH science. You've killed so many people.

not as many as life

Not as many people as bees.

Death actually kills people cindy. And bees are pathetic.

death is the name for what life does

*outlaws life and confiscates it from all present*

Death is the name for the counter point of life.

Death has a floppy hat collection.

hey! you sometimes need google to understand me. google translate has a special section, just for me.

i need google to understand anything that happened after 1986.

you googled me?

not yet. should i?

Ugh, thank you loki, I totally needed to be reminded that I'm older than most of the people to swing through Fiddles (I happened in 1985).

I hate you all. carry on.

Edited December 13, 201114 yr by cindy

Yes, well, you're an anomalous reading. At least you're not in your late twenties telling everyone you're a ten thousand year old vampire to try and convince yourself of your own coolness.

if i was i wouldn't tell. and i was as anomalous in my toddlerhood as i am now. always skew the data.

If it makes you feel better, Gwampy is still significantly older than you.

it doesn't. but thanks

It certainly doesn't make him feel any better.

he's still alive. that helps a bit

You'd be surprised what you can live through.

i'm a disability analyst. i wouldn't be surprised.

IT'S THE MEATPACKING PLANT FOR YOU

soylent green is made out of denials