It helps to be walking around half-comatose.

that's a given.

And miss half the world

that's a blessing

Like situational blindness.

if i couldn't be situationally blind when the need arose i'd have had to blind myself permanently.

*augurs to your eyes*

spoons hurt more

You know this from experience?

from a bad movie. i'd have guessed augur myself. also i'd have spelt it with an e. so you're probably right on both counts.

QUILTY ON ALL COUNTS *casts ye into the mogg warrens*

 

also i almost accidentally left a letter out of the fourth word can you guess which one

that wouldn't have been accidental.

 

i have to spell functional many times a day.

 

i always make the same typo.

 

i never correct it.

Actually it was accidental; I did a quick proofread and said "whoops!", although quilty was spelled as such intentionally as it is a longstanding Fiddles in-joke with no real explanation.

i thought it was a reference to another long gone beloved spammer

Well, it kind of is, although "beloved" in this instance is a bit of a stretch.

it always is

Beloved spammers are beloved spammers regardless of spelling or how long they've been gone.

depending on your definitions

He's old and flabby, he's lost all his definition.

There are some with good I have good memories of spamming with

Of the of to when the are where to where of.

Huh?

that's what she said

Oh.

 

Now I see.

 

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

i can tell a sarcastic smiley a mile away.

 

mainly because they're all sarcastic smileys.