best case scenario, yes

Also I think you've got a mild case of nyxies.

THat was funny.

There is nothing funny about being afflicted with water sprites.

  I thought Sprite was a drink. *Checks to see if he has any*

Only by the loosest definitions.

best case scenario, yes

 

so I've got no idea where I am but I found this and thought you might like.

 

~A Sonnet in Lolspeak~

 

Dey sez we kittehs iz not gud wif speach,

Dat we spellz bad, dun yuse teh grammerz well,

An even sumtiems dey get madz and yell

Dat we shud tawk liek normulz, tryna preech

Dere "propur" ingleesh in dere kommentz on 

Teh YooToobs and such playses on teh net

Cuz dey (tho we did nothinz) wanna get

Us off teh webz. Dey's mean an want us gawn.

But kittehs dun so eesly get deterrd,

O noes, an so dey griypes and griypes and griypes

But stilz we stays and stilz we can has tipez,

An tipez in lolspeek, yoosinz ar weerd wurds.

So tho dey will complayns, try as dey mey

We iz not leevinz, we iz heer to stay.

 

 

*vanishes back to the BT*

I tried reading the LOLcat Bible, but didn't make it past Creation. It was just too much.

Ecclesiastes. make it there.

 

everything iz stoopid.

 

thank you, smiley.

WOULD NOT COULD NOT SAM-I-AM

I would not could not eat pate foie gras

But only cuz it's 'spensive.

looooooooove pâté.... feed me this you never get rid of me. works for any companion animal.

The Grampus has escaped from the Gramperarium! *get the can of Raid*

Companion animal?  She's a seeing eye dog?

No, but she can be one of those ones that fetches a can of beer from the fridge, so long as you don't mind it not being quite full when you get it.

seeing eye dogs are working, or helper, animals, not companion.

 

the beer is safe.

 

lock up the liquor tho.

Problem solved: lock up the cindy *kennels you*

I find that very comforting... don't forget the five point restraints, please.

*covers cindy in a three-inch thick layer of wax*

for the best, really.

 

thanks.

Just doing my duty, ma'am.

which of us you figger for self harm first do you reckon?

Depends on your definition of self-harm. Mine tends to include "waking up".

Where is Gwampy? When is the last time anyone saw him on here?