I got it off this drunk Scotsman blathering something about dilithium and time travel.  It's pretty neat.

For all the things wrong with the Abrams films, at least he had the decency to get actual Scottish and Russian actors to play their respective characters, instead of plugging Canadians into the roles.

True.  Or at least you could see I wrote that if it wasn't for all the lens flare

Ah, yes, easy targets.

As usual, I haven't a clue what the people above were talking about but I still love and miss them.

 

Might be selling some jamming gear and had to check Guitar Center prices.

 

Might be online again one of these days to try to get into the Obamacare system for wifey because the tightwad bastards at work don't want her on my insurance which has been saving us a LOT of money by not having to buy her own coverage.  "Life sucks and then you die".  I should have ran for president then I could have fixed the whole messed up system.

 

* ponders *

* remembers *

 

NEVER MIND!!!

 

Love,

Gramps

Ah, yes, easy targets.

 

 

I see you finally accepted the crown, my queen.

*squeezes you headfirst into the tailpipe of your car*

* inhales the toxic fumes *

* holds *

* smiles *

 

No.  I'm not dead yet.

 

*pokes* Is it really alive?

Not in any way that counts.

I have tomorrow off work for my birthday with pay so I took tonight off to make it a four day weekend.

 

Wifey had me looking up stuff but I'm done with those chores so here I be!!!

 

Hello to all !!!

 

* considers a quick performance *

 

NAH.

 

Think I'll go see if the Forums have any life left in them.

 

Bye for now.

 

Love,

Gramps

Put er there old salt *shakes Gwampy's hand until his arm dislocates*

* uses dislocated arm as a defensive weapon *

 

WHACK!

 

* gives a little pay back *

 

 

 

Wifey got a phone for Mother's Day which somehow magically gets me to dragonmount without going through dial up.  My son and the grandkids all understand it perfectly.  I am still satisfied with ignorance.

I'm giving her laptop a test drive...seems to work OK.

It's not free, but she can use her money to pay for it so I don't mind.

 

I keep bumping the laptop mouse thingy and my cursor jumps off to who knows where.  Oh, well.  Spam is spam, right!

 

I'm still alive so far.  Happy Mother's Day to all of you moms!

 

Love,

Gramps

Most computer mice these days use USB connectors, so you can probably just plug that into the laptop; better than using the dumbass wheel/trackpad on the laptop itself.

 

Also: *jams a garden hose up your left nostril and turns on the spigot*

The hose goes up the nose, I suppose?

Thank you, and Goodnight.

 

Sadly, while I have curly hair, I cannot grow a fro like my father.

I'm grump.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

*follows Nyn around with a bottle of ketchup*

*follows bottle of ketchup around with Nyn*

That was a little fowl

*smacks Sir Alvin in the bumps with a sledgehammer*

 

*does it again*

Nailed it.

*stuffs Sir Alvin into a jam jar and glues the lid on*