You just had to didn't you?...

Yuh-huh.

You're lucky I'm too lazy to go get pictures of salads...

Actually, I hardly ever say anything about fruits.  I'm a beef man, meself.

Same here, beef it's what's for dinner.

I'm more into crustaceans m'self. Shrimp is the bestest food ever.

Hey, Grandpa!!!

What's for supper???

 

Well we got home made chicken fryin' in the pan.

 

There lotsa watermelon...man, oh, man.

 

Some turnip greens...and some black eyed peas.

 

All smothered in gravy...give me seconds, please!!!

 

 

YYYUUUMMM  YYYYUUUUMMMM!!!!

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

If you don't get this post, you are too young to remember Grandpa Jones doing this bit on the corniest show in Cornfield County...

 

HHHHEEEEEEE  HHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!

 

Starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

"I'm a pickin'".

"And I'm a grinnin'".

70

 

Reminds me of grits.

You could try http://reyler.deviantart.com/

 

 

I know you're probably tired of hearing it, but I'm gonna say it again anyway...OMG!!!  Please find a way to get rich from your talent!  Imagine doing what you enjoy doing AND getting paid to do it!!!

 

I also liked your "idiots" observation...uuuhhhhmmm...wait a minute...that could include....

 

MMMMEEEE!!!!

 

 

:o

:'(

But to get paid for what I love doing I would have to be able to do it in a timely fashion.

 

And, uh... what " 'idiots' observation"?

Personal Quote: "No matter how badly the idiots may outnumber you, they're still the idiots."

Oh that. I got that from an "interview" USA Weekend did with Daria like ten years ago. Clipped it out of the magazine and taped it to my monitor and I've had it ever since.

Very profound.

And deep.

Sad, but true.

:(

It's usually harder to find real thinkers than it is to find an idiot.

Or a First Fool.

;D

* merrily juggles his balls as if he were in his "right" mind *

* that disappeared when he returned to the world of fantasy *

* he has no regrets *

* sanity is highly over-rated *

:D

Gawd, put those things away!  >:(

* extends a deep, sweeping, respectful bow to her majesty *

* jingle bells on his First Fool's hat make a tinkling sound *

* hides balls back up his sleeve in a graceful motion giving the illusion of real magic *

As you desire, my queen.

 

It has once again been a pleasure spamming these threads with you all, but, sadly I must go spend some time with the grand-dog who is spending the night.  Have a good one!  :)

56 - bottles of beer on the wall...

 

I'm feeling kind of, I dunno, jelly fish-ish today.

*is reminded separately of the beach scene in the first X-Men film and also of the jellyfish swarm in Sphere*

 

Everything reminds me of everything else! *tugs hair in frustration*

It's only medical.

But I don't have insurance!  :-\

That's okay.  My treatment cost only $20, plus shipping and handling, of course.

But I'm not concerned with your shipment and uninterested in your handling.

But I'm pretty sure you still want his package?  :P

Zing!

NO ONE POST HERE ANYMORE. I WANT TO SEE REYLER'S REACTION.

*chases butterflies with a net*

 

JUST TO SPITE YOU