Rejected!!!

*castrates badface and throws the detached bits into the sea hoping to create a new Aphrodite but gets only sharks*

And killer whales.

 

 

 

 

Don't miss today's topic: "Why won't you post?".

Wow, GG, you REALLY want people to read that?

Nah, what he really wants is a tattoo of Ross Perot that covers his entire front torso.

I'd like to know what this was a reply to.

You could have just gone back a page. Hell, you could have just scrolled down on the reply page!

I use quick reply.  *sighshrug*

You should try using Aquafresh instead. *nodnod*

It's too...aqua-ey.

*tries to pronounce that and laughs*

That's just like laughing at the sidewalk - which I do constantly, so...yeah, I'm done.

Catbug is a cat but he's got bugness in his veins

Manhouse lives within himself with thoughtful human brains

I see.

 

Can I walk through walls yet?

 

It seems cloudy today, I think I'll wear my red shoes.

I think Flansy and Linnell could outspam the lot of us.

If I knew who they were, I'd probably agree.

You should listen to some They Might Be Giants, then. ALL their music is spam!

Spam!?!  *Places TMBG on the list of "To-Do's", in the top 10*

Well they don't actually sing about spam (Weird Al did, in a parody of REM's "Stand"), but their lyrics are mostly what you could consider spam.

Yeah, I got that the first time. :P

Look me over, I'm the Cap'm

Go ahead and mess with me, you'll find out what will hap'm

No thanks, all the leather puts me off.

*pushes Fiddles off a cliff*

Now watch as we plunge into a vat of whipped cream...

 

*splat*

WHEEEEEEEEEEE*plch*