*complete with scorpions*

Complete with asterisks.

But the French might want him back!

Not if he's too er...nvm.

Please, continue.

Yes.  Yes I am.

*pulls the pin*

*pulls the other one*

*detonates*

*creamates*

*pokes*

*bananas*

*plastics*

HAHAHA SIN AND TWINNY YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME AGAIN

 

LUCKERS I'M COMING FOR YOU

Hey mommy mommy! It's one of those psychotic people you were warning me about! *points at...DSage*  ;)

That, o most ignorant Booger, meant that I had surpassed SinisterDeath and twinflower on the member rankings, and next had Luckers to get ahead of. Of course, if it weren't for the small matter of 3462 of my posts going uncounted last year because they shut off the post count in Fiddles, I'd be way ahead of the lot of them and by now probably ahead of Cleo and closing in on 10,000.

That's stupid, to shut off the post count in fiddles.

 

And congratz on passing Sin and Twinny!  :D  ;)

Since I post for QUALITY instead of QUANTITY, I decided long ago to totally ignore that silly post count crap...that, and the fact that I didn't have a snowballs chance in hell of ever catching up with ANYONE let alone passing them!!!  >:(

 

When you waste as many lines posting as I do, you don't really tend to gain much ground very fast on the four or five word posters...the bad part is that often times their posts are far more entertaining and meaningful than my long-winded, properly spelled and punctuated ones...just ask anybody who has been around long enough to really gain insight into the posts of her majesty queen reyler and his royal highness king Red...not to mention his emperishness DS!!!  Now THAT trio knows how to sling the SPAM!!!  :)

 

 

EDIT:

 

Are you guys putting me on?

Or, is there REALLY someplace to view your post count outside of Fiddlesticks?

I haven't seen my post count in OH, SUCH A LONG, LONG TIME!!!

And, so, if I really DO still have one, even though it doesn't include my favorite spamming place in the whole wide world of fantasy, please...PLEASE...somebody... anybody... please let me know where I can go to look at it and admire it and cherish it... PLEASE!!!

 

If there isn't such a place, then, you're just NOT funny at all...messing with an old Fool's mind like that!!!  :'(

Nonsense Gwampy, you can probably pass up Griefy. She's been here longer than me and her post count, to my knowledge, is still below two grand.

How do you know these things, my queen?

 

Where must I venture to witness the magical effects of the post count?

 

::)

Just click on your name you nitwit  ::) You can also see post ranking by clicking on the members tab and then clicking on posts.

Ha ha!

AMAZING!!!

 

 

Thanks, kitten!!!

:-*

 

Only 1,300+ but they're all mine!!!

 

I HAVE A POST COUNT AGAIN!!!

 

OH, HAPPY DAY!!!

;D