And that's the way the old timer crumbles.

No it isn't, this is! *turns Gwampy to stone, subjects him to 10,000 years worth of geological activity compressed into five seconds until he collapses in a pile of gravel*

Such an evil thing to do to Gwampy.  ::)

Pretty tame compared to what I usually subject him to.

Probably, you like to hurt nice people don't you?

Don't worry, I like hurting you, too.

* feels like one of the Mummy creatures *

* hoping the reshaping magic works for Fools *

 

Ah, yes.

 

Compared to some of her...dealings...with me, this is indeed mild.

 

She doesn't realize that I accept her tortures willingly and as tokens of our long-standing relationship...she has her way with me, and I take it...then, I recover...even if I have to grow ten little Gwampy clones for spare parts!!!  That's the way it is.  I occasionally respond with some maniacal act of respect and fondness.  But, Fiddlesticks would surely decay, deform, and dissolve if we were to go against the natural laws governing our beautiful world and act in any other way.  She is my queen.  I am her loyal subject...and Fool.  As it should be.  For all time.  Or, until one or the other of us gets bored with it and decides to change our behavior in which case all will be good...this is FIDDLESTICKS!!!  Where rules suck!!!  And chaos is good.  Where fried-brains and geniuses can intermingle with uninhibited feelings of bliss, anytime, day or night, until the power goes out or the spouse gets pissed.  Call me crazy.  I truly do love it here.  Even if I am but a lowly pile of dust.  ;D

Cool, hey reyler!

 

Can I be one of your Fools?  ;D

Waitaminnit I don't recall employing you Gwampy

The question still stands:

 

Can I be one of your Fools?

* feels the magic working *

* gradually regains his Gwampy appearance *

* bows deeply, earnestly, regretfully, respectfully *

 

Sorry.

Gotta git.

"Real world" crap to do.

On the road tomorrow...long trip...home late...no spamming.  >:(

Taking grandkids to the beach Sunday.  :)

No spamming Sunday.  >:(

 

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!!!

:)

rey...?

 

???

*ties Gwampy's moustache around the spokes of her bicycle and rides away*

Awww, why don't you wanna have me as a Fool?  :-\

Because, you enjoy it too much and reyler doesn't like causing people happy.

Aww  :(

 

Can I be one of your fools then?

I don't have people, I just do things to them.

I don't have fools.

And he does not suffer them gladly! Yea, beware ye incur the wrath of... uh... what's-his-name.

Edge has gone insane.  :-\

People do that sometimes in programs with Undertaker. Vince McMahon got religion on his way to their Buried Alive match back in 2003.

Undertaker is awesome, my fav wrestler though is like...idk I haven't thought about it, maybe HHH.

I worship Undertaker. Triple H has been really underused on Smackdown so far. I mean, not only does nobody care who he's defending the title against on Sunday, he doesn't even have a storyline. The whole show for pretty much the whole year has been about Edge v. Undertaker. Which I predicted the moment Edge cashed in Money in the Bank last year. The second that happened I knew they would meet at Wrestlemania this year and go on to tee off the whole rest of the way through.

You like the Undertaker that much?

Well I don't literally worship him  ::)

 

Jeez, Kennedy is out in injury again?