Well then I ban mmeeshal for being a red squirrel

I ban tree-brother for misspelling Ogier in his sig

i ban rahlian for speaking in a foreign language.

I ban Alys for making no sense

i ban rahlian for not knowing what's in her avatar.

I ban meesh, because she's jealous of my 'stache.

I ban dsage for not banning alys for calling me a girl

I ban Jelly for not being jelly.

I ban meesh for her green eyes

I ban Thorum because meesh has blue eyes

I ban Rahlian because he's right, actually.  I do have blue eyes. ;)

I ban meesh for not eating banana pudding with Tabasco sauce tomorrow.

I ban DSage for sitting on a chair in outerspace on the 21st of January, 2405.

i ban jelly for not having any green

i ban jelly for not reading minds.

i ban jelly for banning me.

I ban Jelly because the subject of this thread told me to!

I ban Jelly for not being able to hear the voices in my head... ;) :P

I ban Jelly for....jam!

I ban meesh for being a sith. :o

i ban tifa because she's in the way of me banning meesh.

i ban alys so that she can have more time to listen to my witticisms, such as they are.

i ban jelly for saying my witticisms are an awful thing.

 

and then i go and cry.

( ;D)

 

i ban jelly for hugging!

 

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,27965.0.html

but hugs are the leading cause of teenage pregnancy!

 

i ban jelly unless she gets dude a donut.