I ban Lenlo for not using the old style card template - the one they used when I still played, the one that wasn't ugly.

I ban reyler for being a card snob

I ban Rahlian for, I don't know, having toes or something, whatever.

Cmon reyler, u can do better than that

 

Sdrawkcab gnitirw ton rof dennab.

I ban Rahlian for saying "u" *sets mode -L337 Rahlian*

I ban reyler because Mass Effect 3 is not out yet and everything I hear about it just makes me want it moar. Seriously. I think I am going through withdrawal.

I ban Rahlian for being immune to gravity

I ban Ayla for carrying rocks in her pockets.

I ban reyler for not using proper grammar in her name.

I ban Rahlian for not competing in the Royal Rumble tonight.

It would be no fun if I did so; my awesomeness would overshadow everything else; it would basically turn into a biopic on my epic life; reyler is banned for not realizing this.

I ban Rahlian for getting a terrible boob job.

I ban reyler for forgetting i am male.

Edited January 31, 201214 yr by Rahlian

I ban Rahlian for stating something completely irrelevant to my argument and also for doing so with poor typing.

I ban reyler for lying. My post was neither irrelevant, nor typed poorly. As I am not a woman nor do steroids, why would I get a boob job?

I ban reyler for lying. My post was neither irrelevant, nor typed poorly. As I am not a woman nor do steroids, why would I get a boob job?

 

I ban Rahlian for not realizing that this would be the only way he's going to get boobs.

Puh-leeze. I wallow in tits. I ban Songstress for libel.

I ban Rahlian for banning on a Tuesday. Also for editing his bad typing LONG AFTER I'd banned him for it.

I ban reyler for implying that I every type in anything other than perfect English.

 

The above statement does not apply when I am drunk.

I ban Rahlian because he is.

I ban meesh because she is not.

Reyler is banned because I don't like it when my mom gives me TMI.

I ban meesh for being Barm in a wig.

I ban reyler for her distinct lack of teeth

I ban Ayla for having very sharp teeth. Do you have a permit for those things?