I ban Mmeesh for not liking to be broiled alive. (But right now, it's positively wonderful!)

I ban Songstress for soup. (yeah, 20-degree weather isn't that nice, I'll admit)

I ban Mmeesh because I am out of milk and really want a nice creamy mug of hot chocolate.

Songstress is banned for not keeping her food items all stocked.

Mmeesh is banned because I do not have a pantry and this makes me angry. BAN HAMMER.

I ban Songstress for ARIZONA *nuclear strike go!*

I ban reyler because she has a warhead.

I ban meesh for having a whitehead. More than one, actually. Like, an entire armada.

I ban reyler for clogging the toilet.

Froggy is banned because I can't make good lemonade with her.

I ban Frog for leaving out the part where I stuffed her down the toilet.

I ban reyler for not banning meesh, and for lying about there being chocolate down there *shudders*

I ban Frog for DM not GODDAMN TELLING ME SOMEONE HAD POSTED WHILE I WAS TYPING

I ban reyler for thinking that DM is my fault when there is so much brown in it's color scheme. This is obviously the work of a toad.

I ban Frog for saying I did things which I did not; I wasn't blaming you for it, it just made me want to ban someone.

I ban reyler because I LOVE her.

That's very passive-aggressive of you.

 

I ban meesh for being a sometimes-spammer.

Reyler is banned because I can't think of a good reason.

I ban meesha for being uninspired.

I ban Reyler for being an inspiration thief.

I ban meesh for not posting in Swahili.

I ban Reyler for not posting while brushing her teeth.

I ban Ick for not posting pretty much EVER

I ban Reyler for making an important secret public.

I ban Ick for keeping secrets.

 

(also it wasn't really that secret)