I ban trash because I'm not going to just talk to myself for months on end - it takes two to tongue-wrestle.

I ban Reyler for asking me to french kiss.

I ban Reyler for asking me to french kiss.

I ban trash for posting twice just so he could French himself.

I ban Reyler for having a problem with someone french kissing themselves.

I ban thehumantrashcan for thinking reyler can be banned

I ban Boyo fur tell'n me wut I'm think'n.

I ban trash for that funetik aksent

I ban Reyler for copying me.

I ban trash for being unawares of TVTropes

I ban Reyler of being biased against people with out TV!

I ban myself for being gone so long.

I ban you for the same reason. Abandoning Ren'Shai. *tsks*

I ban Arie for being Chaos. And it is my job to fight chaos ?

18 minutes ago, CaddySedai said:

I ban Arie for being Chaos. And it is my job to fight chaos ?

I ban CaddySedai for being against my favorite past time.

I ban you for being unable to fit your name on one line. ?

I ban Caddy for being Orderly! As obviously the opposite of chaos is orderly1 

 

*topples a bookcase*

I ban Arie for doing such an awful thing to books!

I ban thehumantrashcan for flagging spammers faster then me.

I ban SinisterDeath for claiming I would flag spammers.  I merely flagged a bot. I would never flag or report a fleshy spammer.

I ban Oscar and SD for not flagging them fast enough. ?

 

I should never see such things! *scoffs*

I ban Arie for lumping SD and I together.  We are very different people.

Banning Oscar because clearly there is history and therefore you two can be considered accomplices! 

Banning Arie for making accusations without evidence!

I ban Oscar for not providing evidence!