I ban Arie for changing the subject! I'm the one on trial here so you provide the evidence that SD and I are accomplices!

I Ban Oscar because clearly it's a trial of guilty until proven innocent! Where is the evidence, Oscar! WHERE IS IT?!

I ban Arie for ignoring the burden of proof and following the guilty-until-proven-innocent practice that is a staple of any tyrannical dictator!

I ban thehumantrashcan for trying to ban Arie. Nobody bans glorious leader. Glorious leader bans you. 

I ban SD for not coming in and defending himself.

I ban Arie for being a white tower witch.

I Ban SD for NOT being part of the White Tower!

I ban Arie for banning SD instead of CaddySedai when it was CaddySedai who was above her!

I ban Oscar because I make my own darn rules.

I ban Arie for making her own rules… and then make my own rule and ban Jason back in 1998 creating a paradox preventing the creation of Dragonmount and then go back in time to undo it and also play a jamming rendition of Johnny B Goode on my triangle because thats the only instrument I can play. 

I ban CaddySedai for breaking the Space Time Continuum. 

I ban the green guy living in a trashcan for not living in a real house. 

1 hour ago, SinisterDeath said:

I ban the green guy living in a trashcan for not living in a real house. 

I ban SD for implying a trash can is not a house. California would disagree. 

 

Woah, got too real there. 

I ban the imposter for violating international building code.

I ban SD for implementing a rule that says I can't live where I want.

I ban the Trash Can Human for thinking I implemented those rules. Clearly it was Arie.

I ban Sinister Death for thinking Arie, or anyone else, is the boss of me. Now I'm going to go eat some milk and cookies and take a nap.

I ban Haman for taking my cookies!

I ban Elder Haman for not inviting us for milk and cookies!

I Ban Oscar for being too slow. ?

I ban Arie for not believing in the moral of the story of the Tortoise and the Hare; slow and steady.

I ban the grouchy trashcan for throwing rocks at glass houses.

I ban Sinister for living in a glass house. Terrible energy efficiency.

I ban Elder Haman for lacking the necessary hair to be an Ogier.

I ban SD for taking to long to actually join the party. ?