Her: "My internet speeds really suck!  Why is everything so slow?"

Me: "Well, it looks like you recently downgraded your services to our slowest internet."

Her: "Yes, yes I did."

Me: "O...k.  Well, that would be what's causing the slow speeds."

Her: "Oh.  Really?"

Me: "yes.  Really."

Her: "Ok.  I don't think I like the slow speeds.  I think I want to go back to high speed again."

Me: "Ok, we can do that for you.  Why did you downgrade your services in the first place?"

Her: "Um... I didn't like the spam email I was getting."

*insert sound of shattering brain here*

Me: "Un-huh.  OK then.  I'm just going to transfer you to Customer Service and they can set you up.  Have a nice day."

I like idiots :)

Well someone has to like you :P

*smacks you*

 

: p

Now that ain't civil demi

I like demi, especially on toast

That's only because he won't wear pants so you have to cover him with baked goods...

He can sell calanders like hot cakes

Two for a dollar?

I'll give you a thruppence upright, if that's what you're after

 

Don't know what it is?

 

Look up some old london speakies

Maybe you were trying to say tuppence

 

or pittance

yay! I want my thruppence! and you can have your come-uppance :D

I am a sad sad person :P

I said thruppence and I meant it!

 

No you're not, you're AWESOME!

Listen to the Nude One, he is wise for one with no clothes.

who am I to argue?

*basks in her own awesomeness*

The ways of the unclothed is hard and arduous, but rewarding as well!

I always know I can count on Demi to make me smile...

And he can always count on you to make him smile ;)

It sounds gay when you say it...

He can't help being effeminate...

Eclipse you realise alot of what everyone says around here could be interpreted badly

You realize I was kidding, since you can't sound anyway in a post...

Well you can infer in a post which is similar to sound

LIES!!!!

 

*infers BadCo with a chainsaw*