SO, YOU FOOLS MADE ME THE DO, NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW ME YOUR WORTH!!!!!

 

NO HUGS, KISSES OR ANY OF THAT FLOWERY GOODNESS!!!!!

*kills all of the nice in the world*

 

Oh Great Lord of the Dark who is large in his awesomeness of dark! I offer thee "A Memory of Light", book 12! From the future!

 

*hands over the offering and bows to kiss the Dark Ones feet*

*seals the bore*

 

I win again, Lews Dsage!

*prostrates himself before the mighty DO*

 

I come baring haggis, potato pancakes, ale and the heads of 72 virgins  primed for skull fekking.

 

*quivers*

Blig - VERY GOOD.  3 POINTS.  BUT YOU KISSED MY FOOT.  I SAID NO KISSING.  -2 POINTS.

 

Barmacral - I DESPISE THIS GIFT! -30 POINTS.

 

eclips0 - I HAVE NO NEED OF HAGGIS AND PANCAKES.  BUT THE ALE AND HEADS ARE ACCEPTABLE. 3 POINTS.

 

Blig: 1

Barmacral: -30

eclips0: 3

*Grovels* Oh great and extraordinary DO, I worship your feet!

I have gifties!!!

*Hands over a collection of chocolates*

*Hands over hi-speed broadband*

*Hands over a collection of Lanfears*

*Offers Jelly* 

 

Moggy - YOU POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD FIRST!  1 POINT!

 

Blig: 1

eclips0: 3

Moggy: 1

*Slaps the DO('s enemy)  ;)*

Well, it wasn't nice...

 

Dsage, you disappoint me. -30 points? Thats all your DOness can handle? *chuckles and prods the DO with a pointy stick*

Oh DO I bring you this head on a plate, it sings and screams too.

Barm you doing what mous did on mine and try to annoy me, this a grey man task?

badco - VERY GOOD!  THIS WILL SERVE ME WELL!  3 POINTS!

 

Blig: 1

eclips0: 3

Moggy: 1

badco: 3

Oh Great and wonderful Dark One! I offer thee a solar-powered hat! Just plug anything into it and it will charge it up. And it comes equipped with Night-vision goggles!  8)

 

Plus, Oh Great Dark One, I offer you a machine that will suck the knowledge out of anyone you want and you will know everything they know. Want to learn Russian? Just use it on a Russian!

 

*hands over the offerings and bows*

 

You can try the brain sucking machine out on me if it pleases you my lord!

 

 

Oh Great and Merciless Dark Lord I offer you the Dragon's Heart!

*Bends on one knee with the offering on a golden platter.*

Blig - A SOLAR-POWERED HAT REQUIRES SUN, WHICH I HATE!  NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES MAY HAVE A PURPOSE, THOUGH!  AND I AM THE DARK ONE!  I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING! 1 POINT!

 

Sylvirci - I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY A DRAGON'S HEART!  2 POINTS!

 

Blig: 2

eclips0: 3

Moggy: 1

badco: 3

Sylvirci: 2

*blots out the sun for the DO*

 

I hope you accept this humble gesture, Oh Great Lord of the Dark!

 

*trembles on bended knee*

eclipse0 - YOU'VE DONE WELL!  2 POINTS!

 

Blig: 2

eclips0: 5

Moggy: 1

badco: 3

Sylvirci: 2

Oh Great and wonderful Dark One! I offer thee an infinite chasm full of kittens and puppy's and everything nice for his Great Excellency to destroy at your whim!

 

*bows and shows the Great Lord the chasm*

My Great Lord, I shiver in all your evilness!

*Shivers*

I bring you Thakandar, a land devoid of life except for wildlings that you can hunt down at your pleasure!

*Bows*

 

Too bright for you Dsage? Here, have some light pink curtains with frilly lace on them. That should help make it a bit darker, and should liven up that hole in the ground you've got there.

 

And BC, I'm no member of SG, no plans to be either, I just like poking Dsage to see what sort of response I'll get. So far I'm sadly disappointed.

*Twaps Barm with her new found 'twapping' power*

*Nods*

*Relises she failed*

Whoops!

 

Oh DO I give you this pet dragon, you can ride him as well, and along with flight power, claws that can rip metal apart and tear people in two it also has four different breath powers, normal, white hot, green(aka godzilla breath) and ice breath each with an infinate amount.

 

It also has an in built, extra large, double door fridge and doesn't weigh it down at all as it has been removed from this reality and into another with the doors acting as proxy's to the thus regigerated fridge.

*Feels that she has just been beaten*

Great Dark One I bring you this... A LASER BEAM SHARK!

Yes, I have run out of ideas...

*bows down before the only Lord*

*holds forth Great Mirror to deflect all light from the Great Lord”

*runs from the burning beam of deflected light*

*Offers a burning couch to the DO*

*Crawling in on shaky knees* I present these cour'souvra with everyone elses minds in them oh Great and Powerful Lord! *Proceeds to grovel and prostrate before the Great Lord*