*slaps an a'dam around Hax's neck*

 

Oh Great Dark One, I present to you this Blasphemer (Barmy) in captivity for you to toy with at your leisure.

 

*bows his head and places fist to chest*

Oh DO I give you this life size eclipse of a fleshy material, he screams when  you poke him and murders peoples parents and gives the orphans to Gwenyth Paltrow to be renamed after a fruit

omg, dsage is the DO for April! I absolutely have to give you a gift...but what?

 

well...I suppose I could part with one of my many doomsday devices and still be feared...

 

 

I have it!

 

*chokes barm to death with cat entrails*

 

does that work for my Great Lord of the Dark?

 

oh! I give you the gift of a smiling child^^:

 

aww, I think she likes you  ;)

Oh mighty, unconquerable DO, I offer you....

chocolate.

 

Because everyone likes chocolate.

Where is the DO?

Nobody knows... :(

ONOEZ! Our gifts were so terrible that the DO has left us and gone to sulk...wherever DOs go to sulk.  :o

Fiddlesticks or RL... 8)

ok one of us is gonna have to travel to the DO's room...and make sure to bring cookies, he usually will open up over cookies. Preferably Oreos...the most evil cookie of them all.

It's the 29th, his month is nearly over and he has turned up since like the 17th-18th.

Our own leader has abandoned us... how's that for total rejection?

There goes my self esteem...

Well he's no longer DO and what a bad DO he was

FA-THER (of Lies)

FA-THER (of Lies)

Into your hands

I commend my spirit,

into your hands

Why have you forsaken me?

in your eyes forsaken me,

in your thoughts forsaken me,

in your heart for-SAKE-en...

meee-ee-eeee?

ROKA, what happens bout points?

they ...urm... die!

Yezzir!  :D

Yezzir!