Damn you!  *knocks the aspirin away*

 

If you wanna know what pissed me off, read the Celery thread.

    REYLER, I said NO pudding!! Grandpa G, I apologize profusely at some peoples' meanness. I would hope you would forgive them and find your way out of my *^*. My hemroidhs are killing me! :o

*craps tofu in 42s eye*

*neatly places a taco on sage's head*

*taco is eaten by his hair*

 

Gooble-gabble, googble-gabble

Interesting...interesting indeed...

 

*stuffs Celery in sage's nose*

Now now, it's way too soon to resort back to celery, blig.  I thought you were above that.

I know, I know...but...it's just so hard!  :'(

Well, you DID swear fealty, so, I guess it would be...

Yeah...wait!

 

*breaks the bond*

 

*stops the Celery overtaking*

 

Okay!  ;D

*eats a crepe*

 

You know what goes good with crepes?

 

More crepes.

Your French? I thought you were Albanian... ::)

*dances on the table*

No, I'm Utahn.  And crepes kick your arse!

I keep seeing commercials for IHOP, but I haven't seen one anywhere since I got to this town!  :(

IHOP sucks where I live.  The crappiest service EVER!

 

We waited an hour before our waiter told he had "forgotten" us.  Then we waited another hour as people came and went, for our food that wasn't that good.  Even by Utah standards.

I didn't know IHOP was capable of suckulousness!  :o

Well, now you know.

 

And so does the dew, but don't tell it you know that it knows.

Mountain Dew causes sterility, boy, stay away from it.

Not that dew, the natural dew.  ::)

Smegma?

Kikkoman

Gross!

I wouldn't know.  But hey, did you catch that show last nigh?

You'd have to be more specific, but as I don't really watch television, the answer is more than likely no.