I can't stand peanut butter, but I wouldn't mind eating some Jelly right now.

I just don't know what to do with these extra shoes...

 

*chops em up and cooks em in a stew*

Why didn't you just grow extra feet?

What good are sixteen feet going to do me?  Just cost more money!

Yuo can be your own chorus line!

No thanks.  I'm allergic to lines.

Band camp must have been an absolute nightmare.

Yeah, it would have been, if I had been in any band.

Depends what band camp you'd be talking about, that alyson hannigan went to seem to be fairly active

But that's part of what would have made it so awful, knowing all the girls were more interested in inanimate objects than in him.

Then maybe he should be a toy boy?

Coin-operated Boy?

DSage = Toy.  (and Minion)

 

 

 

 

 

Don't miss today's topic: "Why won't you post?".

Aye.

 

Reyler, I've never played an instrument, have no interest in playing an instrument, and have never been to any kind of band camp or rehearsal, nor have I been in any kind of band for that matter. 

 

Codfish says:  "I'm a codfish!"

What's this? Toy taking Fiddles seriously??

What's this?  Reyler reading my entire post?

Nah, too much lettuce.

Rey, time to tend to the cattle out back.

Is that a euphemism for something dirty?

No, it's a euphemism for tending to the cattle out back.  *throws her a shovel*  Get to it!

*lines the cattle up next to eachother and digs a tunnel through their sides*

 

*runs an interstate through there*

Now, was that so hard?

With a shovel, yes. A buzzsaw, or maybe a cannon, something like that would have been easier.

Pfft.  Arrogant punk!

Whatever, Heidi.