Yes, I suppose that was a sad moment for all parties involved.

It was the start of loki war 3

Is he still at war with everybody else in the world? Something about anchovies.

Anchovies are at the heart of every conflict.

Stuck in the aorta?

Not the best place for you to be stuck rey rey

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET *stuffs badclip into a barrel full of goat urine and nails it shut*

* wonders how long it would take to fill that barrel and how many goats *

I don't concern myself with the supply side, that's for the acquisitions department to deal with.

And you have no idea how much work she puts us to...

*outsources Frog's job to Peru*

But now it will only take longer for you to receive your needed supplies.

Basically I only chose Peru because Peruvian is a cool word.

*drills hole in side of barrel to drain the urine*

Godddamn shoddy craftsmanship *pours cement over the barrel*

*burrows into the ground and digs to mexico*

* reads headline in Mexican news paper *

 

 

"Goat urine leaking in from Down Under!!!"

 

 

* reads sub-caption *

 

 

"Culprit believed to be U.S. citizen."

*burrows into the ground and digs to mexico*

 

Your situation has not improved.

But at least I get a floppy hat

He is just covering up his impairment

There's nothing wrong with red hair, badchromosome

Clever nickname

It seemed situationally appropriate.

Contextually correct