Are you a genetic opera?

Well my genes are a tragedy

Especially so, were they to be propagated.

Well I don't see myself getting a Darwin award anytime soon

* looks around *

 

I like what you've done with the place!

 

Is that granite?

 

I don't know, let's find out *picks up Gwampy and swings him like a baseball bat, facefirst into the wall*

 

*observes the results*

Looks like a Picasso

Gwampy is a pick-ass-o. Yes. That is correct.

That was a bad pun by even my standards

DDdduuuHHhhh...YYYyyyuuuucckkkk....DDuhh..YYyyuucckk...Yyyuckk.

 

I get it!

 

DDYYuuck!

YOU SEE WHY THEY ARE THE BANE OF DECENT COMEDY

You're just jealous

You're just jam *smears you across the wall of the public restroom*

That's one of the more pleasent of the things smeared there

Glad you enjoy my bodily decorations.

*gets an image in his head*

*rattles badclick's skull around until the channel changes*

*turns over to glee making him scream in pain and spontaneously combust*

I am pleased to say I've never seen that to form any sort of opinion on it!

*whispers good for you from beyond the grave*

Wifey cooked a spiral ham and it's not even Easter!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was good.

 

 

 

 

Will make good left overs and sandwiches for the next couple of weeks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will this mess up the calendar or something by having Easter before Halloween?

 

 

Something wrong with your eyes there, Gwampy?

They are still in his head

*replaces them with golfballs by way of hitting him in the face with an errant drive*

You carry around a mini car