Interestingly though... jewels have value... the rear just makes SH!T

    MMMMMOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN RRRRRIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEERRRRR!! Using the whole fist, Doc?

LOL

 

And I didnt mean kill reyler McFufu.

I meant the thing that is the arch enemy of the emerald jewels.

The ruby jewels of the womb!

* takes a hot shower with plenty of lather *

Nope.

* soaks in a hot tub with bubble bath, baking soda, and hydrogen peroxide *

Nope.

* goes out and rolls in the snow *

Nope.

* takes a quick dip in the river *

Nope.

* just can't seem to shake that "soiled" feeling *

::)

:(

>:(

* remembers this is Fiddlesticks *

That's better.

;D

lol nice one gwamps

 

And while I'm here.........REYLER. ON BEHALF OF THE REVOLUTION I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE PROHIBITED ADMITTANCE INTO THE BC TREAD. IT ALSO MEANS BOYS CLUB. SO NO GIRLS ALLOWED! ;D

Reverse psychology only works on stupid people.

That wasn't reverse psychology.

It was an ultimatum you dumb girl.

We don't want you in there.

    Don't worry mcs0083, reyler has at least 3 or more threads specifically dedicated to her alone. She is way too busy to look at another thread. Let's keep her thinking it's all about her.

Isn't it!? ;)

UUUUUHHHMMMMMM...

Guys...

Before we get in too deep...

You might find it prudent...

To check out my latest post...

"You know where".

* nods *

The irony here is that you guys have spent half the thread that's supposed to be about badfart talking about me instead.

 

And Gwampy, you're on probation now.

Mod Voice:

 

Do mind some civility please. Some of you are borderline too rude.

(Awkward Silence)

Nah. Your just full of yourself reyler.

 

Well duh, in case you hadn't noticed, thats a pretty common trend across DM.

Well in that case I'm the sexiest thing to evr touch a key board while logged on to DM.

* uses 83's sword to slice off a cheek of Gwampy butt *

* offers it to rey in hopes of regaining his good standing *

If you don't need it for anything, I'd like it back, please.

Helps me maintain my balance while sitting and thinking.

:D

Ewww

Now I have to sanatize my sword.

And reyler can really be swayed by a peice of ass?

LOL

This is getting disturbing on so many levels.

Good!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH

Cmon Gwampy! What else do ya got?

    Scary thought but I actually agree with Barmacral on this one.

What does your mod voice sound like, Barms? Is it the deep one with the English accent that makes grave threats in sotto tones, or is it like a gibbering nervous Woody Allen sort of voice?

It's gotta be the Woody Allen voice.

All Canadians have a knack for doing it unnaturally.

Eh?  ???

I'll bet his normal voice is one of those ones on cartoons where the character will talk in squeaks, beeps, and whistles, but the other characters still understand him just fine.