It's so nice to see you back in action, kitten.  :-*

I prefer noir over action, but we can't all be in the same genre.

I was going to give you a salutatory "touche", but I don't have a little carat thingy to put above my "A" sounding "e"...so, well done (as usual)!!!

 

And, thanks for making me smile.

:)

:) looks so innocent when compared to  ;)

A carrot'll getcha killed.

at least if you leave it in rey's hands

    Is the carrot going to be her next weapon to maime if not Kill me with? :o

she'll kill with watherver weapon you give her.

 

Be it a carrot, a gun, or the entire WOT series

Or possibly the William Tell Overture - that thing is lethal.

    *Stands with Apple in mouth*

*instead plays the Anvil Chorus*

    *Stands with Apple in mouth*

 

 

* reaches for his sturdy Two Rivers long bow *

* starts to reach for a nice, straight arrow *

* remembers his angular miscalculation during the Tinker visit to SG *

* puts the bow back down *

:-[

And anyway, the apple should be on top of your head if you don't want the arrow to go right through it and pierce the back of your head. Unless that's the idea.

MMMMMMM, Roast BOnzo?  Delicious! *brings his bottle of Donkey Punch Sauce*

*grabs the bottle of sauce and lobs it into the Soup*

NOooooo!! Not all of it!!  *dives into the soup after it*

'Tain't "the soup", 'tis "the Soup". Into which just about everything has been added as an ingredient and which has by now most likely developed sentience.

Taint Soup?? mmmmmm, sounds tastey!  *readies spoon*

Yeahhhhh... you prolly don't want to eat that...

OH! Sentient Soup! *bows low* How may I SERVE thee? Get it? SERVE THEE? How I crack myself up! ;D :D ;D

*bows before the TAINT SOUP!!!!*

Uh *freeze-dries Mindy and shatters him with Bonzo*

Uh, *freeze-wets reyler and squishes her with a 12 foot Loki*

There's no such thing as freeze-wetting you fobrious clorm!

Flattery will get you everywhere, my dear!  ;)

 

Lobs a dehydrated snowball at reyler!