Um. Winter hats?  :-\

galoshes?

Only for those of you without webbed feet.

Who doesn't have webbed feet?  It's all the rage these days.

You know, I haven't watched Howl's Moving Castle in the longest time. Maybe I should.

You go do that, but remember, vengeance shall come tenfold.

That's okay, I could use the death.

"Rebecca, I'm a man.  A man like any other with dreams and emotions.  And that's why I'll never put a foreign object up my a$$."

you know there are some that would disagree rather vehelmently bout that

If The Sidney Poitier does not wish to be violated from behind, then who are you to question him?

I think he is ferny

*respawns* Let me tell you... It's hell going into Reyler's closet.

 

And I agree, no objects in that region.

Just wait til you hit 50...NO region is out of bounds to the medical people!!!  :o

 

Bend over and say, "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

dude its not at 50, tho i have heard whatever it is they do refered to  as "the most ridiculous gay sex ever"

I'm not familiar enough with the chronology of Least I could Do to find the strip where Rayne visits the gay proctologist in less than five minutes, but imagine that I am linking it here anyway.

You should be.

You should farm potatoes.

How'd you know where I came from?

the brand on your donkey

The donkey in your bed.

But he was just a toy rocker.  He didn't do any harm.

russell brand is not a toy rocker

That's not what she said.

Russell Brand is a sexy creature, in spite of that ridiculous hair.

I'm going to avoid that one as well.