What happened to belts?

Belts?

I say skip the trouble and go nude

Obviously some people never used their belts on someone.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is way overrated.

Yay for whatever that meant!

You don't know

Oh to be naive

To be naive, is to be logical, or not?

Of course

It is but an unfortunate way of life therefore it must be destroyed.

Speaking of butts, kiss this...goodbye.

Poor guy

Out of things to post :-[

Gramps, was that an attempt?  Probably not.  Whatever.

 

*sprinkles the thread with sugar substitutes*

Bloody Eagle anyone?

Who's out of things to post?

LOOK AT THIS OWL

 

*bites*

The trap is sprung! *wires Toy's jaws shut*

I still have my fingers!  As long as I type, my voice will be heard!  (more or less)

*Toy's fingers seal themselves to the last keys they touched*

Still got...something else...

*beats Toy in the back of the neck until he becomes a quadraplegic*

Well, now we run into a predicament.  For I am still typing.  How?  Perhaps I am one of those people whose thoughts are typed by some machine?  Only I know.

Sooner or later you'll run out of teeth to spit at the keys.

I can't remember that episode.

That part of your brain no longer exists.

 

Actually I don't know what you're talking about.

Probably because I'm not talking about anything.