Alright ducklings, my birthday is in SIX days. Please form a single file line. I want presents. Lots. of. presents.

Here. Have this virus that only uninstalls your wow client and refuses to let you re-install it.

>:(

 

That is a bad present. You lose 10 points.

It is a very good present. You are in denial. Such are the ways of world of warcraft. It is getting to you already. Someday you will learn to appreciate the gift.

Ooh... If you hadn't made that thread I would give you some pyrography. Plead. I like pleading.

 

Otherwise, I wholeheartedly support Barmacral.  :D

FDM I totaly have the best gift ever.

 

I give you a Three headed snake monster to guard the BA Dungeons!!!

A pretty song.

 

Oooh, me likes! Thanks Twitch!

 

25 points.

 

Dragonspawn: you can have 5 points for the present, but that would have been better to go to Pandy, since he heads the Faction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DUce8VGl-Y

Not a pretty song!

But hilarious nonetheless.

 

I bring you - THE LAGMONSTER! may it eat the souls of those who seek to destroy your bond with WoW and infect their computer and laptops to where it slows them down and takes them hours to actually load a page *nod nod nods*

I'll give you the sun!

*IS the lagmonster*

Far, I bring you a spiffy box of chocolates and a big screen surround sound computer system to play WoW on  ;)

Far, I bring pyrography and some 1337 haxx0r I found on my website, for your WoW activities, naturally.

 

Haxx0r: "W00teth! 1337 b1rtda FDM"

*strolls in, presents Far with a giant, ribbon-wrapped package*

 

Open it!

 

INSIDE YOU FILL FIND THE BEST GIFT EVER!

 

*runs out*

Far, I bring you Pandy with his arms and legs bound so that he can't get away again.

Gifts? we owe you gifts

*hogties Badco and tapes his mouth shut*

 

I present to you this BadCo unable to spam you on your birthday!

I think her birthday might have passed besides *disappears in a puff of smoke, coughing as he comes out from the corner*

 

No, it doesn't happen for another 4 days. Learn to read.

Different timezone you arse, I don't get that little benefit of being in america to have a convient time. why do you think it's 4am over here

Its still 4 days until her birthday, or 3 days until then your time. Look at the date, you could figure it out.

Yeah, I think you're fighting a losing battle here BC, your time zone isn't 4 days different than ours. That'd be a big assed Earth.

Unless BadCo lives on the Moon, which is very high!

*runs in bearing a silver tray*

 

*scurries out*