Unless BadCo lives on the Moon, which is very high!

 

Not better than a spoon

I could live on the moon, it's a five minute walk but it's too expensive

Which is good for eating soup because a fork is not very useful for that unless it has got many vegetables.

TODAY IS THE DAY! MY BIRTHDAY! WE SHOULD CELEBRATE, AND IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING ESPECIALLY FUNNY OR PLEASING TO ME, I SHALL GIVE POINTS AS PARTY FAVORS. WooT!

So this guy walks into a bar, and it impaled his brains...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ated them. They were delicious.

 

Have you got any grapes?

WO, HAPPY DAY OF BEING BORN!?

I wrote a song about Barmy to the tune of "I lost my meatball", better known as 'on top of mount smokey'.

 

Our dear lovely Barrrmm - y

Is running amok

he's eating young children

and wearing a frock.

 

So the poor children

in soft scallop shells

were munched with great gusto

by dear Barmacral.

Knowing the tune made it easier to sing

 

*nods*

 

*applauds*