eh, either or, I don't care

I never did introduce you to that broomstick, did I?

Nah, he got away.

 

You're losing it.

*puts the broomstick up Lizzie and breaks it off inside him*

 

Better?

Up to your normal standard, nearly. ;)

 

:P

*puts the other half inside him from the other side*

Oooh, now see how straight he is?

I said the other side, not the other end. Also if I break a wooden broomstick in half, each end tends to be rather pointy.

Yes, but pointyness bears no relevance to what I said.

are you really made of meat?

whoo hoo, I am straight!!!!!!!!!

Was it ever in question?

*bolts Lizzie's feet to the ground, digs a corkscrew into the top of his head, twists*

*hears crunching sounds*

Please, no acorn-munching during the performance.

*smacks her cousin's face*

I don't know how it is that your second head can biologically be considered your cousin, but I'm probably better off for that.

I'm not crazy enough to have a second head installed, or a third arm, for that matter.

Forget what the movie said, he didn't have the second head installed, it was always there. The arm, yeah, that was new, but the head was all Zaphod, baby, all Zaphod!

You forget that I've never seen the movie.

 

I assumed he had the second head installed from this quote:

"He only had the two arms and the one head and he called himself Phil, but..."

 

Probably misinterpretation, but there you go.

Yeah, four books later Adams explained that by saying he was wearing a sheeted birdcage over the second head and pretending to be a pirate.

Well, I'm only finishing up the second book.

I try not to read much

I would rather read than talk

I would rather snort a line of insecticide than deal with stupid people