I'll bring the brain dead high school chicks in day-glo clothing.

Perfect, make sure there are a few who are at least 18. :D

Do their fake IDs count?

No, the fake IDs are for 21, not 18. :P

I would think that would be even better.

Well they need to be 18 to be legal...

Being 19 and up doesn't revert them back to illegal  :P

As long as they are 18, that makes me happy, and legal in the eyes of the law.

Does the law have a nose?

It sneezes sometimes.

Yeah and when it sneezes... so gross.

*has a velvet rope installed at the entrance to meesh's nose*

I WANNA BE SECURITY!

you gots to wear snotz..

As long as I'm security I don't care.

Nah, you're on bar.

Oh... well I guess that is ok.

No, I mean you're literally on the bar, Coyote Ugly style. Git ter steppin.

Ah!

A performance

*ducks just in case*

ooo.. I get to dance on the bar in skin tight clothing?

 

YES!

*sets up cameras*

;D

It's for the ad...>.>

Only since Michael Bay can't keep a camera steady, it'll be hard to understand what we're seeing.

You have to pay attention to tell what's going on in a fight in the Transformer movies....

Who is Mich- nah..ya know what....

*pokes Reyler*