TOP O THE EVENIN TO YE CAPN FUZZY *beheads you*

*becomes Capn Bloody*

*falls to the bottom of the ev'nin

AVAST YE BARMACRAWLS

*ninjas all the rum*

Ninjas can't handle rum, they're too accustomed to that weak-ass sake stuff. I've had sake, that stuff is basically water.

Our house is made of rum.

 

... was it compressed into solid matter?

I would lick that house all day...

No you wouldn't; you'd go into toxic shock by at least hour three.

Ninja doesn't drink the rum, he burns it for it's vile pirateness

The ninja still wets the bed

But it matters not for you still shall not find the ninja

... why would I want to?

To stop it from wetting your bed?

That would suck

Like a vacuum?

I'm pretty sure anything i say right now would be inappropriate

Well we all suck sometimes

Especially when we have suckers.

And the thread was ruined

Because you suck too much.

You should know

.... awkwarddd.....

Then my job is done

Really? You finished already? Well that's no good...