Alphabetical.

 

I....what?

Uh-oh, I think I overspammed her.

No, I just don't get it.

What's to get? It's spam. You either breathe the language or you don't.

I thought maybe you were making a reference.

In that instance I sure hope I wasn't!

We all live in a yellow honeybee....

ANTI-BEATLES LAW TAKES EFFECT UNDER TOTALITARIAN RULE

*sets the termites upon reyler's rule*

(it's a metal ruler not wood)

They're special, metal-destroying termites.

You just made that up!

No I didn't!! I anticipated this particular turn of events and prepared for it, but I didn't tell you because I knew you'd just try something different instead.

*diamond armor* Nyeh!

Hmm....well, luckily I just wanted to break your rule, not you...

 

*walks away in success*

Don't blame the implements of measurement for your being short.

I blame genetics.

Blame blame blame, can't ever take responsibility, can you?

I can't take responsibility for my height. That would be foolish, and I am not a foolish squibble!

Ignoring the presence of thousands of posts on this forum alone that stand as evidence against the second assertion, the first one is also suspect due to lack of effort on your part. I saw on television a while ago where a girl lay in bed for four months with braces on her legs that slowly were extended so the bone and muscle would stretch and grow in so that she could add an inch to her height.

Growing pains for an inch? Totally not worth it.

Yeah seriously, that's what big hair is for.

It's also for self-protection purposes.

If you're a gorgon.