Word

That's a good rule!

 

*catches on fire*

WOOOHOOOOO!!!

I'm getting crispy here!

Your not quite done yet

SOMEONE PUT ME OUT PLEASE!

 

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PUNISHMENT NOT DEATH!

just need to be a little more black around the edges.

We weren't conspiring to hit you Tayla, we were conspiring to blackmail the other into hitting you knowing within ourselves it was wrong while hoping the other didn't.  Oh, wait, I think that's the wrong book.  *pulls out another book from pocket: this one with a big red CODE OF CONDUCT written on it* Let's see here, throwing rotten fruit at squirrels...*pages through book*..... ah, here it is.  Rule # 571.  Dang it. Bloody code of conduct book... Oh, whoops, I just violated the most recent addition to my CoC: Don't try to imitate WoT characters by using the word bloody. arrggghhh....

ok, that was too complicated, I lost interest at blackmail

I was just saying what you were doing.

and it took you that long to say that?!?!?!?!

 

I should take you under my wing

You should stop speaking metaphorically.

that was actually me talking literally

*is almost dead*

You have wings?

 

*dunks meesh with smelly water*

 

I was preoccupied

You would be surprised at what I have. And sorry meesh, i forgot

Do you have quantum physics?

I'm not sure about quantum, but my physique isn't too bad ;)

 

Oh and 'bloody' is a British word Locke, lol, long before WoT

Yes, I know.  I have a friend in school who is British and uses it all the time.  But my CoC sees into my soul.

CoC?

My Code of Conduct book.  You're posting too much. I can't keep up.

Ahh, of course...

 

And what does it say about dealing with OL's ;)

To wine and dine them, then slip a roofie in their drink and take advantage of their power

Ummm.... not quite.  *leafs through numerous pages*.... Oh wow, there's a lot.  Let's see here. Give her daily presents, be respectful, follow her every order, live always to her pleasing... the list goes on.

Eebs...You are going to go VERY far here. :D